Zorch, otherwise known by his full, scientific name "Ignis Gluteus Maximus", or it's shortened version "Firebutt", is an unintentional antagonist of the Mixels. He is known for being an antagonist through his initially excitable personality actually revealing Zorch to be heavily manipulative. Zorch is an Infernite Mixel, a group of mixels known for having abilities and connections to the Fire element. In Zorch's case, he shoots fire out of his buttocks, accelerating him.
Appearance[]
Zorch is a red Mixel with some burgundy and grey features to him. He has a rectangular, red body with the bottom sector of it being burgundy, and the top, smaller sector being a bright red colour. Zorch has a head taken up primarily by his large mouth (large enough to spew as many slurs as possible). He has two beady, white eyes, with eyebrows on the top. In the middle of the two eyes are some sort of triangular shape. Zorch has long, red legs, with a sort of cone-shaped grey rocket separating his leg and feet, which are also rocket-shaped with a cheese-slope burgundy shape on them. Zorch, at the back of him, has two transparent and gigantic buttocks, with an invisible butthole in the middle, which fire is shot out of.
Personality[]
Zorch manipulating Seismo.
Zorch generally has an excitable and enthusiastic personality, emphasised by his fiery behind allowing him all the energy in the world to run around Infernites land at high speeds. However, his adrenaline comes at a cost of him not having control of what comes out of his mouth, and him commonly not knowing the difference between wrong and right, and only having a goal in mind. This, quite literally, makes Zorch a psychopath. For example, Zorch once encountered Seismo having a bit of trouble trying to reach a delectable Coconapple from a tree, a treat that Seismo enjoys. Instead of helping Seismo to get the apple like a decent human being, Zorch guiltily persuaded Seismo into mixing with him, putting Seismo through incredible torment. When they were mixed, Seismo was put through even more torture because of the Mix's abilities. He ended up getting the apple, but when they split into two Mixels once again, Zorch just took the apple for himself.
History[]
Adolescence[]
Zorch, wearing his outfit for his Mailman job.
When Zorch became the arbitrary Mixel age when Mixels can begin to apply for jobs, Zorch had a stunning idea. Zorch wanted to be a mailman, as his fiery posterior giving him the ability of inhuman speed could help him with getting mail around. This is one of the only instances of Zorch actually wanting to do something good for the world. However, during his time as a Mailman, he commonly missed random people's orders for no reason, specifically missing Shuff several times. Additionally, he was very rude to customers on multiple occasions (most commonly shouting slurs at them), which led to him being fired from his job.
The Cancellation[]
After a heated (pun intended) game of Rockball (a commonly-played Mixel sport) against the members of the Cragsters tribe (Krader, Seismo and Shuff), Zorch was feeling rather irritated. Zorch's inability to tell the difference between what action he is going to do as wrong or right, he decided to go onto Twitter. On Twitter, he began to tweet about how the Infernite Mixels (Flain, Vulk, Zorch, Meltus, Flamzer and Burnard) are supposedly superior to every other existing tribe of the Mixels. This caused mass outrage among the Mixel population, and in approximately 2 hours after uploading the tweet to Twitter, Zorch's Twitter account was terminated. However, Zorch had lots of alternative accounts, which he all used to raid Twitter with racial slurs. However, the Police found his location through these accounts and came to his house. They managed to take all of his electronic devices and even his Shames. After the event, the Infernites began to not associate with him as much, and went their own ways.
Gallery[]
This gallery shows a collection of images of Zorch's grotesque appearance.
Trivia[]
- Zorch was once nearly enslaved by Kratos Messi into the Messian Military. However, Zorch knew what to do and resisted against Kratos Messi, calling him mean words that hurt him very much. Kratos Messi almost punched him on the spot, but Zorch was able to run away thanks to his ignited posterior.