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The Zolar System is a starsystem located in the UnMilkyWay, orbiting around Ceiling Cat.

Objects[]

Zun[]

The Zun is the giant star which every planet, dwarf planet, and asteroid in this system orbits. It is of spectral class GV, like the sun, though its temperature is inconsistent, keeping it from getting a number in the middle.

Quicksilver[]

Quicksilver is the first planet in the system. It has no moons. It is owned by ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ, though invasions from the Teletubbies aren't unheard of.

Kittehlandia[]

The second planet, and one of two that are Earth-like. It has 2 moons; Lilith and Noom. It also has rings. Some of its countries contain gaps to Ogg, put there by Yukari Yakumo when she visited Kittehlandia.

Ogg[]

Ogg is the third planet, and the second that is Earth-like. It has a moon called Stultus that is also Earth-like.

Dragonz[]

Dragonz is the fourth planet, and is a wasteland. It has 1 moon, called Unicornz.

Asteroid Belt[]

There is an asteroid belt between Dragonz and Zeus. It contains 666 asteroids larger than 10 miles, each with their own name.

Largest Asteroids[]

In the midst of this asteroid belt, there are 4 possible dwarf planets, one of which is a Death Star ripoff owned by Mr. T. Notable asteroids (dwarf planets italicized) include, in size order:

  1. 1 Garnet
  2. 4'
  3. 2 Robotnik
  4. 10 Alex
  5. 704 Call of Ducky: UnAdvanced Warfare
  6. 52 Super Asia
  7. 511 Mike
  8. 87 TBN
  9. 624 Leonidas
  10. 3 TBN
  11. 65 Squadala

Zeus[]

The fifth planet, which has 300 moons. It also has rings.

Spartan Asteroids[]

These are in the same orbit as Zeus, and are divided into 2 "camps"; one orbiting ahead of Zeus, where the asteroids are named after Spartan heroes, and another orbiting behind Zeus, where the asteroids are named after Persian heroes.

Dwarf Planets[]

There are 3 officially-recognized dwarf planets located beyond Zeus, named Mickey, Donald, and Goofy. Each has one major moon no more than one quarter of their diameter. Several unrecognized ones include Aetacina, Ho-Oh and Allfather.

Tiny Rocks[]

Mixed in with the dwarf planets, there are a bunch of tiny rocks which are too small to be asteroids or firm dwarf planets. They don't even have any real names, just cryptic ones like 2014 FU69 or 2020 XD.

Planet Six[]

A mysterious planet hypothesized to exist beyond the Tiny Rocks. If it exists, it would explain why the orbits of Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are so messed up.

Nibiru[]

A brown dwarf star. Despite rumors, Nibiru's agent has confirmed that it has no plans to destroy Kittehlandia, Ogg or Stultus at this time.

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