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Zodiacs

The Zodiacs Group (more known as the plain Zodiacs) are a group of Galaxian Deities composing of supernatural creatures that together compose the stars we see today. At first, all of these beings were living in a village doing alright until they became gods overnight were living normal lives until they were picked for their extraordinary powers by the Undefeatables.

The Zodiacs once lived in normal bodies, but for obvious reasons they had to leave their mortal bodies in return of gaining excellent essence and immortality by inhabiting more powerful celestial bodies. Beings in the Zodiacs Group are as follows:

  • Aries The Ram (March 21 - April 19)
  • Taurus, The Strong Red Bull (April 20 - May 20)
  • Gemini, The Fighting Twins (May 21 - June 20)
  • Cancer The Crab (June 21 - July 22)
  • Leo, The Vegetarian Lion (July 23 - August 22)
  • Virgo, Maiden of Wheat (August 23 - September 22)
  • Libra, The Dualist Lawyer (September 23 - October 22)
  • Scorpio The Scorpion (October 23 - November 21)
  • Sagittarius, The Centaur of Archery (November 22 - December 21)
  • Capricorn, The Horned Gish (December 22 - Janaury 19)
  • Aquarius, The Water Bearer (Janaury 20 - February 18)
  • Pisces, The Fish Sisters (February 19 - March 20)

History[]

As mentioned above, all these beings were once normal. Aries was once a very competitive ram who played games, Taurus was once a strong red bull who created An Energy Drink, Gemini were once adopted feuding siblings who kept stealing one anothers' stuff, Cancer was once a normal lazy crab, Leo was once a normal vegetarian Lion, Virgo was a bakers' apprentice, Libra was once a fair lawyer, Scorpio was once a normal violent scorpion, Sagittarius was once a normal Centaur who likes hunting, Capricorn was once a anomaly hybrid between a goat and a fish (caused for an unknown reason), Aquarius was once a normal lady who gave water to others, and Pisces were once normal loving fish sisters. All of these beings were picked for their special, strange, and unique anomalies.

These are the following reasons:

  1. Aries - Was picked for how competitive he was.
  2. Taurus - Was picked for being both a Red Bull and being incredibly strong.
  3. Gemini - Were picked due to their long-standing ever-lasting feud.
  4. Cancer - Was picked because he was extraordinarily lazy.
  5. Leo - Was picked for being a Vegetarian Lion for some reason.
  6. Virgo - Was picked due to bread. Brea, bre bread.
  7. Libra - Was picked due to how much she tried to make both sides equal in court cases.
  8. Scorpio - Was picked for her extreme violence.
  9. Sagittarius - Was picked for her archery and being a Centaur (A human with horse legs instead of normal legs, similar to Mermaids).
  10. Capricorn - Was picked for being a fish and a goat. Essentially gish.
  11. Aquarius - Was picked for her charity of giving others water pails.
  12. Pisces - Was picked to not only contrast Gemini, but also due to their compassion and love.

These are incredibly stupid reasons, but that was the whole point; to let people with weird powers rule the weird stars.

There is also supposedly a 13th member named Ophiuchus, The Snake Grabber, but this has later been proven false and his person has been treated as a wannabe member instead.

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