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Logo for Cobalt Trapezoid.
ZioraTek's hard to read logo
ZioraTek (branding as Cobalt Trapezoid & Vein Corkscrew) is a company larger than Microsoft, and one of the rulers of the world. It is a company that deals with boring computer stuff, but it also makes shame systems! (WUUUUUT?)
It was founded by Mark Zuckerberg and Captain 10 in the year 1985 B.C.. They originally started with making computers. Yeah. After they discovered people were into shames, they started making shames. Then people liked them.
They are most well known for their tendency to make people happy with machines & pie flavored pie. That is why they have no rivals. They still make lotsa cool gadgets, shames, movies, and software.
Stuff They Make[]
Shaming Systems[]
- ZioraTek Entertainent Machine (Helped by Pandora)
- New Nintendo Entertainment System
Movies[]
- God Hates Movies
- Just A Stupid Movie!
- Just A Stupid Movie! 2
- Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten
- OMGWTFBBQ: The Movie
Shames[]
- God Hates Shames
- Mine Of Duty (series)
- Exploding Kittens
- OMGWTFBBQ: The Shame
- Goatse Simulator
Computers[]
- CurlyFriez
- ChocoPuddin
Software[]
- uPlay
- Origin
- Steam
- PSN
Buy These Products[]
Please Buy This.