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ZingZillas is a show that airs on (and gives) CBeebies. As every evil show on there spreads the virus in a different way, ZingZillas uses music, the show is executive produced by Hatsune Miku and plots were written by Gumi. It usses it's music to hypnotize children into visiting Dipsy so he can give them CBeebies.

ZingZillas logo

The logo.

Plot[]

The show takes place on a thing called a tropical island located southeast of Easter Island called Zing Isle, where these things called primates, who use music to take it over, they usually succeed, but the stars of ZingZillas are simple Monkey Creatures, so they are dumb.

Cast[]

  • Zak - The leader of the music playing chimps, his vocals cause earthquakes on the other side of the globe.
  • Panzee - A feminist, she has a panzer that dosen't fire mortars, but rather sounds like a trumpet, did I mention she also has a keyboard that shoots lasers?
  • Tang - A monkey who has a guitar that when played, can create shockwaves of sound.
  • Drum - A ape with drums that fires Morshu's bombs.
  • Paul - A monkey with three eyes, only here his third eye is replaced with a subwoofer that he uses to make the band's music louder.
  • Todd - A ape who roots for the band in the corner of the screen at all times.
  • Auntie Dot - Todd's ever loving wife.
  • DJ Loose - A sloth that won the reward of, "World's Slowest DJ."
  • The Beach Byrds - Some avians that like to kill innocent coconuts.
  • The Moaning Stones - Moai heads who were thrown out of Easter Island because Dr. Rabbit thought they were cursed, and they were, they like to eat babies, they can also fly, heck, there name sounds like the name of a horror movie!

Episodes (As usual)[]

  • Break Out The Panzer: Panzee goes into a secret base to get her panzer.
  • The Musical Zeppelin: Todd gets an actual role for once, he rides a large zeppelin playing The Elmo Song, but the band shoot it down for no reason.
  • Drum Drama: Drum shoots bombs at The Moaning Stones using her drum. Why? For absolutely no reason at all!
  • Keyboard- Something?: Panzee shoots DJ Loose with a laser because she is too slow.
  • Subterranean Subwoofer - Paul uses his subwoofer to disturb a colony of Worms in a hole.
  • Singquake: Zak sings for 10 hours, causing all of the east to crumble to bits.
  • Character Jamboree: Every character dances for 20 hours, this episode is the rarest episode that isn't lost, always with a 0.000000000000000000000001% chance of airing because of it's absurd length.
  • Ape Polka: The band play the Ivean Polka, and end up in the Philippines.

There are more, but we were kinda lazy.

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