AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN!
—Us
The Zapper is a state-of-the-art "projectile machine" made by Nintendo for their consoles; despite it having the clear form factor of a gun, Mr. Nintendo himself demands everyone use the term "Zapper" and sues people who use the term "gun" to describe it into oblivion. This is the primary weapon of the Nintendo Ninjas who seek down and punish people for using their property without permission (namely 30+ year old shames they don't make any money off of anymore).
Safe, non-lethal zappers were sold to regular people which obviously don't kill because Mr. Nintendo wants to make people seethe and cope.
For some reason, Dogs are immune to the Zapper.
NES Zapper[]
I'M GONNA GO KILL SOME DUCKS!
Shaped like a Colt .45, this gun utilized the power of the sun to shoot ducks and power itself, making a noise in the process. Once energy from the Sun was gathered, your entire surrounding turned black for a fraction of a second, the target turned white and a bolt of electricity would intensify towards your target. This gun uses the sun to shoot and required a "Certified Official Nintendo Entertainment System Companion". This is why it was common for Nintendo Ninjas to have the aforementioned item in their pockets. Actual Nintendo Ninjas in Japan just used a revolver, for some odd reason.
The sound this thing makes and what you hear when you even think about using “dOlPhIn EmUlAtOr”
Zapper MK. 2[]
Time to train with a goddamn crossbow!
The Mark 2 Zapper is more of a rifle but a lot moreso a double-barrel shotgun. Here's how it works.
Firstly (somehow) you get the corpse of Nintendo Wii himself. Then, you stuff a piece of his arm into the Zapper, put the cords in a compartment, and stick 2 double AA batteries up Wii's nose. Why did the Nintendo Ninjas switch to this? It's more modern, but it's kind of a downgrade. Instead of using the sun to destroy enemies, this uses easily replaceable AAs that don't last as long which makes it even more confusing; and, instead of concentrating electricity onto enemies this shoots double AA batteries which immediately Asplode any enemy. Somehow you can select firerates from Dinner Blaster level or AK-47 firepower.
Super Scope[]
Is this the real BFG!?!??!?!?!?!
The worst gun to come out of Mr. Nintendo's buttocks of hell, the Super Scope is essentially a rocket launcher that doesn't shoot rockets. Only one model has surfaced, after Mr. Nintendo ate too much Zapper-flavored Taco Bell. Does it even shoot?
Other Zapper guns[]
This gallery will show you the other zappers that are unimportant or very rare
