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Zalgo the Internet Satan

Zalgo, the Internet Satan! Though that's not the only depiction of him! There's several depictions!

T͎̜̳͐͐͆ͬͪ̔͘͘H̞͖̰̓͊͆I̧̪̽ͬ͗ͦ͌͂͠Ş͚͍͓̫̜̰͔ͭͦ ̷ͩ̾͆̌͜͏͈̳̝̘͉̣̻̼P̵̷̛͎̱͈̟͉̲̻̯͎̄̈́̽̄ͤ͛̓̓ͪĀ̷̖̜͡G̛̛̘̖̻̗̲̗̞ͥ̔ͦͭ̑̊̂͠Ě͑҉͇̘͟ ̹̈́́ͩ͆ͫ̅ͨ̃I̵̱̩̳̗͓͆͂̈́ͮ̀͠S̝͚ͣ́̆̒̀́̑͘ ̨̦̲̝̠̰̼̙̽̋̄H͎̼̠̹̔͌̾̊͡Ǎ̠̋ͯͫ̋ͥͬͩ̕͢U̘͍̖̬̯̝͈ͫͭ͐̐̾̓̿̀ͅN̈ͬ̽̈͂̑̚͢͏̦͔̰̲͙̬̯͔T̷́ͣ̐́͏̣Ę̪̹͇̤͊̓̅͛͂̓̇͜ͅD̴̢̡̙̪̲̪̰̟̜͈̆͌ͪ̄ ̞̯̭̹̞̫̖̋̐̈̈́̈͋͞ͅB͐͗̍̔ͣ̅͡҉̨͈̱͚̜̜̯Y̖̬̾ͬ̏͘͢͞ ̶̧̫̜̱̹̗̭͚̾ͫ́̃̾̋̚Z͆ͦ҉̷̰̬̲͎ͅA̢̲͔͔̟̮̜͙̍ͣͧ̀̓ͨ̀͌ͅL̵̝̼͇̲͍̫̼͑̈́͂̈͂͝Ģ̶ͭ͗́̋ͤ҉͈̮͍͙Ơ̛̟͔̖̼͋̄̾ͪ͆̇͞ ͕͉̝̰̥̟͂ͭͮ̎̑̋̄ͭͭ́͘ͅR̨̈̎̂̏ͪ̾̒ͦ͜҉͎̱̙̻͕̠Ü͇̘ͯͬN̠̗̖͉̮̫̿͂̓ͫ͝ ̶̍͑͠҉̹̮̫͙͖B̶̮̪̖̱̘͔͖̹͉̔͗ͬͤ͂ͮͬ͋͢Ĕ̴̢̥̞̘̥̙̝̮ͬͤͥ͛ͭ̈F̞̭̯̗̠̘̊ͬͤ̆͌͘O̷̞͇̟̝͛̓̄͗Ŗ̶̳͓̖͈͖̞ͣ̃͡E̅͋̾͗́ͧ̑͌̌҉̘̭̯̀ ̡̣̙̖̠̪̖͔̺̱̓͛͋͂̽̓ͥ̓͢͡Ḧ̵̛̬̲́̇͜E̫̼͋̓ͣͫ͌ͧ̓͒ ̗͚̠͎̤̃̈́ͮͣͣ͋̓͂͢W̪̤̤̉ͧͭH̟̳̠̲̯̹͉̽̓ͬ͌͗̆̂I̸̜̝̺͍̮͉͑̔͆̇͊ͧ̍̑̿P͉̟̱̩̱̓ͩ̌̏ͣ̇ͯ̚͞ͅS̻͚̿ͧ̉̏͆̀ͭͭ̈́́͜͜ ̵̼ͯ͘Y̛͔ͭ̉ͣͣƠ͋̂́̈́̚͏͙U͑̾̚҉̵̙̦̮͓R̠̬͋̊̽ͣ̆̀́́ ̀̌ͩ̎͏̤̦C̶̸͔͎̺̘̙̼͓̗̾͑̋̀R̶̮̼̳͚̼̃̎ͣͩͥ̑́Ų̮͓͓̩͋̋ͥ̍͑̄ͪ͜͠S̡̱̓̋̆̈́ͥ̂̃̚͢T͕̼̯ͭ́Y̫̲̖̱̪͑͗ͥ̒̽̊̄̒́͡ͅ ̗͈͇ͣ̍̎̍B̢͔̱̳̠͎ͭ̄ͫ̈͟͡È̴̖̭̃ͮ̌́̚͡H̨̫̰̭̺͓̗̄͌̋̾̍̄̚Į͍̱̘̮̯̦ͫ̍͗̔Ņ͇̗͔̪͉̻̮ͨ͒ͯ͗̋̄D̷̙̖̘͔̙́̂̍ͨ̑̄̏̚͟

A̻͕̰̜̥͚̙ͭ̄̓̌ͪ̌ͦB̡̛͍͂͌̅̍̚̚O͔̯̳͇̣͆͊͑̓͛̌͊ͫ͟U͖̲̲̞͖̹̮͐̑ͪ̈͊̏͗ͫ͆͢͠T̸̻͍͎͉̬̮̣̯̎̉̄ͨ͌̈́ ͙̯̼̉̑͛͟͢H̩͈̼̮̳̋I͐̓̀̒͂̇͏̛̼̻͇̺͇͍ͅM̨̠̟͈̱̗̌ͤͧͥ͆̎́̋

Zalgo

Artist's depiction of Zalgo. Scary, right?

Zalgo is the craziest virus in existence. He managed to start up a clan, commit genocide on dalmatians, and even destroy an entire universe! He's basically as scary as my teacher. He's the king of the H4XXORs and he always will be because he's practically immortal. He also is against educational websites and will h4xx them. Y̢͔̹̤̦̻͔̳̘̓̾̕͞O̭̯͉͇̱̐̄̄̇U͕͊̀̈́̌ͮ͂͘͜ ̰͙̳̝́ͫ͞B̢̟͚͍̋͑͊̔̅͛̀ͧ̐͘͢E͛͑̽̾҉̺̭̬͎̩̻̱T̗̭̣̂͛̈́̃̒ͮ̚̕T̯̭̤ͫͨͥ̀́̏̉̆Ȩͦͦ̔ͦ͒̒͏̡͎R͕̓̋ͦ ̲̲̰̞̂͝ͅͅW̵̹̝̔̀ͤ͛Ȁ̢̬̥̻̫͕̞̤̹̦̅́T̸̷͖̼̤̙̣̦ͥ̀̓͋̌̐̄ͣͬ͠C̛̤͎̬̰͇͉̅ͤ̍͛̃̋ͨ͂H̶̢̞̘̺͛̅̑̆̚ ͚̝̤̯͉̞̻̰̿ͧͯͥ͆͒O̪̭̭̱̞͕̗̻͇͗̀̈́̃ͪͪͪ̚Uͫ̂̂̽̅͏̵̰͙̠̦̞T͍ͯ ̶̪̙͔͉̯̹͖ͭ̓͆ͤ̀K̖̠͎͍̙͐ͤ̐̾̒H̯͈̖̯̗̏̆̉̎͐͆͌͘Ȧ̸̯̘͈̺͖̯͋̂͒̉̀͞N̎̿̆̂͟҉̠̰̜͔̠ ̏̒ͦ̎̾҉͙̣͓͜ͅA̩̳̩̣̼ͥ̿̋ͧͦ̋͞C̯͍͚̤͙̱̗͇̅ͫ̿̇ͨ̎Aͭ͌̈҉͕̰͖̪̜̗̪͙D̛͈̠̻̂͋̎̐̚͝E̸̡̨̠̹ͮ̅ͭM̖̜̳̪̣̙͈͚ͮͮ̉ͬ̕͘͡Y̺̯͍̿̆ͮͅ!̘̜͚̥̗͇̦ͥ̒̄ͤͬ̊̚

He's always going around cyberspace eating old televisions because he's a cannibal. No one knows what his true form is because he's always shapeshifting into his previous victims.

Spawning Viruses

Zalgo is notorious for spreading plagues such as Googolplex and The Chosen One; despite the latter later redeeming himself.

Becoming a bootlegger

Recently, he made a bootleg season out of WordWorld, and thus becoming a bootlegger. Due to this, he became a member of the Bootleg Kingdom, but he later left and spawned tons of viruses.

Guys who got stabbed by zalgo

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