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Your Mom

Your Mom

Your Mom (also known as Your Mother and in certain circles Yo Mama) is a disgusting creature of gargantuan proportions.

History

Your mom was born as a crustacean from the paleolithic era. She became an infamous predator, devouring anything that dared step in her way. She became a large and disgusting creature, with tales of her monstrosity and hideousness spreading across the world. Legends were told about your mother and her disgusting ways.

Also, she's fat.

Trivia

  • Yo mama so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
  • Yo mama cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
  • Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
  • Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
  • Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
  • Yo mama's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked yo mama to move out of the way.
  • Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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