Your Mom

Your Mom (also known as Your Mother and in certain circles Yo Mama) is a disgusting creature of gargantuan proportions.

History

Your mom was born as a crustacean from the paleolithic era to Your Grandpa and Your Grandma. She became an infamous predator, devouring anything that dared step in her way. She became a large and disgusting creature, with tales of her monstrosity and hideousness spreading across the world. Legends were told about your mother and her disgusting ways.

Also, she's fat.

Trivia

Yo mama so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked yo mama to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama is a Capricorn ♑ and a cancer ♋ (at the same time).
Yo mama stars in the shame Five nights at your mom.