You

You is quite simply.... you!

— You reading You!

You is quite simply.... you! You reading You!

You is quite simply... you!

That's right, You! The reader of this page!

That's you!

You've apparently been a lot of places, seen many things and many things seem to revolve around you.

Probably most of your life so far has been boring and useless, but don't worry, it might get better. It probably won't though.

You watching You.

Also, Ducky is your father! Or Dark Ducky is...or maybe it's Squadala Man...or Weegee...or somebody...I don't know... or John McCain... or nobody.

You are just sitting in your chair like a complete jerk. Why don't you get out of your house and enjoy some sun.