You is quite simply.... you! 
- —''', You reading You!
You is quite simply... You! That's right, You! The ugliest guy in Stupid City!
That's You!
Wait, no...this is You.
You have apparently been to a lot of places, seen many things and many things seem to revolve around You.
Probably most of your life so far has been boring and useless, but don't worry, it might get better. It probably won't though.
You watching You.
Your Mom is your mother. (Duh) Also, Ducky probably is your father! Or Dark Ducky is...or maybe it's Squadala Man...or Weegee...or somebody...I don't know... or John McCain. Perhaps it's AINAI... maybe even nobody. MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS!
You could also be...... ME!!!
(Or Gabe)
You are just sitting in your chair like a complete jerk. Why don't you get out of your house and enjoy some sun? Or go relax on the beach?
...Wait.
 | Shiver me timbers!
You're about to be sucked up by the King K. Rool Cannon! |
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