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That's right, that's you, You! The ugliest person to ever live in Stupid City as of right now! Idiot! We know all about you! And you're the only inhabitant that has intellect other than the robbers because you have an IQ of 1 billion 10. You didn't ask for this. You didn't choose this. Yet, there it is.
You have apparently been to a lot of places, seen many things and many things seem to revolve around You, including yourself. You also seem to have a missing brain. And thats not me.
Probably most of your life so far has been boring and useless, but don't worry, it might get better. It probably won't though.
You could also be... ME!!! (or Gabe, or perhaps Frisk if you play Undertale)
You are also a hobo, living on the damn streets of Palm City, homeless, you are too poor to afford a house.
You are just sitting in your chair like a complete jerk. Why don't you get out of your house and enjoy some sun? Or go relax on the beach? ...Wait. That's right.
Wait, no. This is you.
So, You, are you impressed how much we know about you? Probably not at all. Because Something's missng.
When you were a child, you always threw tantrums because you wanted ice cream or McDonald's.
You drive the worst shitbox in the world, you should buy a Land Rover Defender, then run your Allroad and Kia over, ol' Doug DeMuro over there has a better jalopy than your's, or how about the Ultramobile?
I like long trivia sections, don't you, mein dummkopf?
You are also a horny bitch. Go directly to Horny Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.