You

You
That's you!
Full name:	Gregory Barbara Gibbosak
Gender:	Any
Hair color:	Could be any
Alive or Dead?:	Either alive, or possibly dead.
Death:	LOTSA TIMES!!!
Likes:	Could be anything
Dislikes:	Could be anything
Powers:	Typically none, but sometimes
Alignment:	Stupid
UnRank:	I don't even KNOW where to begin with You...
Promotion:	NONE DUMMY!!

You is quite simply, you!

— You, reading you

I am weird, dumb, and I'm also a photographer.

— You, being stupid

I am thou.

— Thou, beingst cringeth

That's right, that's you, You! The ugliest person to ever live in Stupid City as of right now! Idiot! We know all about you! And you're the only inhabitant that has intellect other than the robbers because you have an IQ of 1 billion 10. You didn't ask for this. You didn't choose this. Yet, there it is.

You have apparently been to a lot of places, seen many things and many things seem to revolve around You, including yourself. You also seem to have a missing brain. And thats not me.

Probably most of your life so far has been boring and useless, but don't worry, it might get better. It probably won't though.

You watching yourself, also picking your nose.

Your Mom is your mother (duh). Also, Ducky probably is your father! Or Dark Ducky is... or maybe it's Squadala Man... or Weegee... or somebody... I don't know... or John McCain. Perhaps it's AINAI... maybe even nobody. MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS!

You could also be... ME!!! (or Gabe, or perhaps Frisk if you play Undertale)

You are also a hobo, living on the damn streets of Palm City, homeless, you are too poor to afford a house.

You are just sitting in your chair like a complete jerk. Why don't you get out of your house and enjoy some sun? Or go relax on the beach? ...Wait. That's right.

Wait, no. This is you.

So, You, are you impressed how much we know about you? Probably not at all. Because Something's missng.

Trivia

• You can't even walk! Can you?
  • Do you like how I walk?
  • Do you like how I talk?
  • Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
• You are a Transformer
• When you were a child, you always threw tantrums because you wanted ice cream or McDonald's.
• You drive the worst shitbox in the world, you should buy a Land Rover Defender, then run your Allroad and Kia over, ol' Doug DeMuro over there has a better jalopy than your's, or how about the Ultramobile?
• I like long trivia sections, don't you, mein dummkopf?
• You are also a horny bitch. Go directly to Horny Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
• Your house is the UnWorld's coolest and largest
• You are WANTED.
• You are EVERYONE
• You are an imposter.
• You are probably ugly and fat.
• You are in the Real World. How boring...
• Your face is also the WORST in Koridai!
• You are an alien.
• You're missng.
• You are a boyfriend. Wait.... that's not right, you don't have a Girlfriend.
• You think you own a country, but you don't.
• You are the only person from the Real World that has been to the UnWorld
• You are the only person in Existence that knows that Junko Enoshima is actually bald
• You are also very stinky! Take a shower or try mario's shampoo video! https://youtu.be/BB2WTMpXjS4
• You have Burger King foot fungus.
• You play Doki Doki Majo Shinpan on the DS.
• one of your vehicles is the Ultramobile
• another one of your vehicles is THE SPACECRUISER, which is your only spaceship
• Right now, you're just lazing in your house and focusing on your gadget.

Final Smash	Description
FAIL	You literally just fall on your face.