"CAW, B****!" - A generic yatagarasu
A yatagarasu is a bird (more specifically a three-legged crow) that likes to peck at your eyes until you give up on life and lock yourself in your closet. For some reason, these are the subject of myths, which is odd because you roughly see 3 on an average day. However, those are normal yatagarasus, there is only one true one in existence, which may or may not be being kept as a pet by Chuck Norris. The pet theory was however, proven to be false.
In the real world, the Yatagarasu is just Japanese mythology, but anything can happen in the UnWorld. It is said that the True Yatagarasu has mythical powers, but we aren't going to go into detail about that, because do we really know anything? No one's seen the true Yatagarasu because no one's idiotic enough to look for Chuck himself, as he's the only one who knows where the True Yatagarasu is. Seriously, if you did that you could get Roundhouse Kicked, eh?
A fake yatagarasu can do things like:
- Peck at your eyes
- Have a big grin on its face
- Steal your food
- Anger you
- Yell something rather dumb
- Attempt to find Chuck Norris
- Fail to find Chuck Norris
And a true yatagarasu can:
- Pretty much everything Ness can do but better
Trivia
- When Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird, he was rumored to have used a yatagarasu, but those rumors were disproven.
- These birds were used in custom levels for the shame Failometry Dash, but the levels were quickly taken down by PETA.