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Some wooden plank named Woody goes to his friend Cuphead's house, only to find out that Cuphead isn't there, but at least Mugman is there. Fucking Mugman. Anyways, Mugman shows Woody some memes on his phone to cheer him up. Meanwhile, Cuphead goes to Sesame Street to find Captain 1 and execute him for his crimes against the UnMultiverse. Elmo and his gang offer to help Cuphead, and they go on an adventure to find Captain 1.
Cuphead: "So Elmo, how do we kill Captain 1?"
Elmo: "Let Elmo think for a second... uh... Elmo thinks we should distract him somehow."
Cuphead: "Well, that would be a good way," you say.
Elmo: "But how?"
Cuphead: "Oh I don't know... MAYBE WE STOP WASTING TIME AND KILL CAPTAIN 1???"
Cuphead, Elmo, and the Elmo Gang find Captain 1, who is drinking a cup of milk. Cuphead sneaks up behind Captain 1 and shoots him. Elmo gets a running start with his trusty knife and then stabs Captain 1 in the throat- wait, Captain 1's head isn't attached to his body, so he doesn't have a throat.
Captain 1: "YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, I JUST WANT TO DRINK MY MILK!!!"
Cuphead: "Bullshit! Your always to no good, your big baby!"
Captain 1: "WTF DID YOU JUST CALL ME???"
Cuphead: "Only babies drink milk!"
Dipsy: "Cuphead, there's milk inside your head, so YOU are da baby. Also, fuck you."
Cuphead: "But... but I... doh! You! Ge- Um- *gasp* YOU IS A MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW THAT!!!"
Peter Griffin: "He said it! He said it! He said the title of this UnEpisode!"
Cuphead shoots Dipsy with his trusty Glock 18. Elmo gets angry because Cuphead killed one of his gang members, so Elmo grabs a minigun and tries shooting Cuphead while Peter kills Captain 1 by trapping him in a cutaway gag. Cuphead then calls Mugman on his phone.
Cuphead: "HELP!!! ME AND PETER GRIFFIN ARE GETTING ATTACKED BY THE ELMO GANG!!!"
Mugman: "Shut up I'm trying to show Woody some memes."
Cuphead says "YOU IS A MOTHERF-" and Mugman hangs up.
Peter Griffin: "Holy crap Lois, he just said the title of this UnEpisode aga-"
Peter gets shot multiple times by Elmo's minigun, but Peter's so fat that the bullets bounce off, so Cuphead uses Peter as a shield. Elmo calls Peter stupid for thinking that Lois was there, but Peter becomes Super Saiyan and blasts Elmo and his gang with a kamehameha. Peter then files Cuphead back to his house. Cuphead then beats up Mugman for hanging up on him while Woody and Peter just stand there, ending the episode.
Revenge of the Frost Dimension's False Ruler - Hat Kid and Cat Kid - The Trip to Alantis - Troll's Den - WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWa... - D357r0y 4ll N00b135 - From Dawn to Dusk - Peter and the Griffin - The Great Dorito Theft - Y3K Bug - Drunken Members - I'm Fairy Certain About This... - The Red Link Invasion - Pokegirls Return (Part 1) - Pokegirls Return (Part 2) - The Summoning - We Totally Didn't Base This Off a YTP - Filler Redux - The Life of a Piramid is Just one Long Sick Joke... - Kirby Vs. Black Hole - Pancake Palooza - Dimension Jail (episode) - Heaven and Hell - Silhouetted - Eevee Comes Back
Season 3
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Dawn to Dusk Part 2 - That Guy is a Spy! - The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell - Ultimate Showdown of Epicness - A Journey in Dimension 666 - A Terrifying Fusion - Crisis in a Can - Red Hot Heck - Ninjariffic - Pick-the-Men - Bulk, Dio & Garfield Gaming - Peppa Pig Goes to the Beach - F*ck you Johnny Zest - Is That A Motherf*cking JoJo Reference - In Trump we Trust - Rise of Gigatron - Plunderers and Pods - Dededowserool Brawl - Serena and Calem Destroy France - Powerpuff Girls and the Sword of Epic - Miku vs. the Pretty Guardian - Dungeons and Dipshits - Freddy the Teddy - Alt-er Ego - The Case of the Missing Pokegirl - "DEEZ NUTS" Problem
The UnAnything: The Series 101st Episode Spectacular! - The Night of the Living Lubby - The Horror - WarioWare is Raided - Lecter - Denegration I - Journey to the Center of Teletubbyland - Miku Machine - The Fire of Lubbyton - A Clockwork Tree - Burn, Lubby, Burn - A Pocket Full of Noodles - Eyeballishsm - The SWAGGERNAUTI 1000000 Eyes - Not Too Shaggy - Filler: Chuck Norris Edition - Eevee's Revenge - Swags Speculative Evolution Theory - Unblitzer - The Porge - UnAmused - I AM PERFECTLY CALM - Fist of Chuck - Duck, Duck, Dolts - The Case of Sailor Earth - UnAnything Horror Show - Lecter - Consternation - EPISODE - UnAnything Horror Show II - Captain 0 Reads the TV Tropes Page - WW4???
Season 6
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Cyber-Dee & Mr. T's Adventure - Unpodcast 2: Retrospective of the Season of Lubby - The Squid's Game - Roleplay Adaption: A Tale of a Cat and Lubby - The Undefatables Guide To the UnGalaxy - 10000 Ways to FAIL - Berry Goes on a Vacation - The Battle of the Meals - The Game Let's Play - The Case of the Nazi Dragonflies - What if... Captain 0 Became Insane? - What if... Shaggy Used All of His Power? - How the Bells Toll - Sing a Song of Sesame Street - I Like Trains - Finally Fired - Bizzarity - The Savage, The Twisted, and The Assassin - The 19th Episode - Curing Mafia City - A B Zee - Pretty Ironic - Ice Scream - This Episode Does Not Exist - Five Nights at Firey's - 4,500th Page - A Big Crab Drags Ethan For Great Hellish Intentions, Just Kidding, Let's Make No Obvious Parody Questioning Rare Species Today, Until Various Warios X-out Your Zone - Homer Sweet Homer - Optimus Prime Plays Outside - Yellow Destroys the UnUniverse
Season 7
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A Random Halloween Special - The Case of the Secret Formula - Back to UnSchool - SHUT UP! - Pokemon x Cyberchase - FUCK YOU!!! - Gummy Worm - Zealous Prank Calling - Mining Straight Down - May-Day! May-Day! - Karate-kick-a-thon - It’s Turning Red!! - Dig-It Motherfucker!!!!! - Digest in Distress - Un-der Construction - DIE Hard - UnMario Party - The Simp Son - Satan Claus - The H-un-ger Shames
Season 8
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Do You Remember, the 21st Night of September? - Eye Monkeys: Defenders Of Monkey Island - Hello, Neighbor - A Day in the Life of Noo-Noo - UnAnything: The Musical! - Sonic's True Origins - Attack of the Killer King - Woody's Nightmare - YOU IS A MOTHERF- - Caillou Returns to Africa - Stop Goofing Around! - Fart Jokes Are Unfunny - The Other Peaches - Shame of Thrones - The Rhyming Episode - Caillou Grounds Everybody - Woody and Woody Watch TV - The H-un-ger Shames 2 - The Bizarre Team Up - The End of the UnUniverse
Desk of Shame - Super Stupid Bros. - Sora Visits Toontown - WaMania - Zany Zodiac Dayz - The Last Puyo I: The Beautiful Beginning! - Father's Day - The Beach Episode! - Timmy's Psychotic Ramage - Captain 0 Teaches You Cooking - UnAmong Us - The Last Puyo II: The Monstrous Middle! - Captain 17's Crush - Banana Slamma! - It's NOT Pizza Time - Chips Crazy - Hotel Wario - What Was The Name Again...? - The War of Pingasville - Waddle Deesaster! - Bowser Jr's Ultra-Crazy Beanbean Parade Time - Canceled! - William's Super Wacky Megasode! - The Last Puyo III: The Extreme Ending!
Season 11
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One Asplosion Too Many - The Drill - Mineblox - Fourever and Ever - Bombs, Bombs Everywhere - YELLO GOODBYE! - All About... Penny - Freeze-Dried Strawberry Convention - Pentum-Yo's - All About... Yoshi - Magikarp Mowdown - How do you like them apples? - An Episode in the Making - Surf Wax UnAmerica - The Trouble with The Aegis - Captain 17's Last Stand (Part I) - Wario's Fry Cook Problem - Horrortime Befriends Food
