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Okay, screw Predator, these things are the scariest things ever. Xenomorphs are ruthless, souless monsters

Xeno

that will stop at nothing to hunt you down.

Life cycle[]

The messed up life cycle of this screwed up monster goes like this

  • Egg
  • Egg hatches and facehugger jumps out and latches onto face of the victim
  • after facehugger dies, chestburster pops out of victims chest
  • Grows up so quickly and lays eggs
  • The messed up cycle starts again

History[]

THE THINGS ARE SCARY PEOPLE! SCARY! EVEN CHUCK NORRIS FEARS THEM. Carnivoreplant1 brought eggs when he got home from Australia, which is overun by Xenomorphs and Drop Bears... and Wombats. Then they hatched and attacked the users and planted eggs inside them and then when they hatched it killed them. WE LOST TONS OF GREAT USERS including Seacactus! Actully he might be alive but we really don't know. Then they grew up and killed even more users. The only person who is good at killing people is Ellen Ripley

Life[]

Xenomorphs live in huge hives, run by the queen who lays eggs. We really hate the Queen so we're not going to talk about her. Their arch enemys are the Predators. They are huge jerks and almost destroyed the wiki once. After the war against them their were not many left. The ones that do remain live in apartments playing Tiger Fall and Call Of Ducky and eating popcorn. The remaining Xenomorphs are so lazy that they are not even close to dangerous.

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