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Looks suspiciously like Microsoft's new headquarters...

The Xbox Series series, consisting of both the Xbox Series X and Xbox Series S, is a 9th gen shame console duo released to compete with Sony's PlayStation 5, but ended up FAILing instead. For some reason, they're both squares, since Microsoft seemed to be drunk off power after realizing they could take over Minecraft. It's also capable of storing your chicken wings in case you need to store chicken wings in your Xbox.

Being Launched

Microsoft saw the declining sales of the Xbox One and thus decided to launch the Series X for no apparent reason. There were no good games at launch. Do you know any Series X games? Exactly.

Then the PS5 came out and actually got attention, so Microsoft did sum quik meths and made 1 last update to the Xbox ONE that made it 23 times better. It also may have been part of Microsoft Sam's plans for world domination by spreading a fourth variant of Xbox Criminal Syndrome, but he won't tell us anything :(

Wait, there aren't any disc slots? WTF?!

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