m8, we gonna burn this thing!
Xbox 360 is an evil Shaming System with only a few good Shames. It was created by Bill Gates and his evil Microsoft nerds and Microsoft employees. Many N00bs play on Xbox Live, but they suck at it. Many people who play an Xbox 360 think that Nintendo is just for little kids. They are stupid n00bs that will burn.
The Xbox 360 was first created by Mircosoft's Bill Gates. He figured that everything that is successful must have a crappy sequel. Therefore, he made the Xbox 360 to succeed the Xbox. Production started off just fine, but then some prototype Xbox 360s started getting Xbox Criminal Syndrome. This seriously delayed Microsoft's plans.
The evil Red Ring
F.I.R.E
Eventually the problem was solved, and the Xbox 360 was released in 2005. It was a hit, but Nobody liked it as much as the original Xbox. Except maybe the Stupid Snake, but he's stupid. The Xbox 360 stopped being popular after the competition started making shaming systems. The practically identical Play Station 3 and the wimpy Nintendo Wii knocked the Xbox 360 off the markets, causing Microsoft to start plotting an even crappier sequel than before.
2010 rolled about and Microsoft made the Xbox 360 S to try to lure in MOAR n00bs than ever and they promised no Xbox Criminal Syndrome and NO Red Ringing but it looks ugly and we don't talk about 2013's Xbox 360 E.
Notable Shames[]
These are the only good Shames on the Xbox 360
The crap shames[]
- Most 360 shames