The Xbox is the result of Bill Gates, the Master Chief and Bob Saget all being in the same room at the same time. The Xbox is believed to be some kind of time warp device or something like that. For some reason, it actually competes against Nintendo. It was released on the same day as the Nintendo Shamecube in 2001.
The Xbox was actually not supposed to kill anyone, and was simply a half-hearted attempt for Microsoft to monopolize the shaming industry, as they've already monopolized most other virtual industries. Bill Gates thought this plan was a failure from the start, but he authorized it anyways. It turned out to be a huge success. The Xbox was the most popular shaming system for several years.
As everyone knows, you must release stupid sequels to everything, and the Xbox 360 was released a few years later. Production stopped on the Xbox, and it was forever destroyed. Rest in peace, Xbox. We will never forget yo... IS THAT AN XBOX 360?!?!
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