Wubbzy

Wubbzy is a yellow mutant mouse that lives in Chernobyl with his friends, Widget (a pink mutant rabbit), Walden (a purple mutant bear), and Daizy (a cyan mutant dog). He eats the flesh of young children. Wubbzy can skeletonize a human in 5 seconds.

History

Wubbzy was originally a normal mouse, but in 1986, the Chernobyl disaster caused him to mutate into a weird creature. He became able to talk, and he began eating children.

20 years later, in 2006, he and his friends signed a contract with Nick Jr. Staff to create a TV show about him. This show, Wow Wow Wubbzy (TV series), is regarded as one of the most violent TV shows ever, even more violent than both versions of the Teletubbies show.

In 2010, Wubbzy quit Nick Jr. because he wasn't being paid enough. Ever since he has been eating kids, and doing general Wubbzy things.

Evilness

Wubbzy is more evil than the Teletubbies, because the Teletubbies don't eat human flesh. At least not 24/7 like Wubbzy does. He is also more evil than Bob the Builder, Barney, and most other preschool show characters. However, Thanos is much more evil than Wubbzy.

Death

People keep killing Wubbzy and his friends, but they keep respawning. Wubbzy will finally die for real in 2986 AD of old age. By that point, he will have eaten all of Your grandchildren.

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