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Woondar is a rival of Wander, a stoopid orange spoon who seems to travel with Sylvia to different planets.

Woondar
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Biography[]

Woondar was created by Bob and the Elmo Gang. He mixed a certain DNA with a spoon, and came to life. When Woondar rode with Big Bird, he wanted to kill Barney & Friends. Woondar, along with Big Bird, wanted to be a greater traveler, than a dumb bag-hatted cowboy. Woondar can also kill people. Big Bird is tougher than a tomboyish zbornak.

After being killed, Woondar quickly respawned. He made friends with Disney Junior's new Little Einsteins.

Abilities[]

Mega Speed[]

Woondar can run faster than light, just like Sylvia. He can also run faster than The Flash. He doesn't run like hell, peppino, or use the Koopa­back­dash­wave­slide Hover­walk­moon­land.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help break the spacetime continuum by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might be nuked.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help break the spacetime continuum by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might be nuked.

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