Blahifdshfdjk Blaihashfdjadf Blweuskh
—A Wobbler, trying to speak
Wobbler's are bizarre creatures that ain't related to The Centurapiede. They are always fighting each other in two factions, red and blue and are extremely aggressive towards humans for some reason.
So where did the hostility between red and blue begin? Guess what... We ain't going to tell you, that crap is classified by the government. Anyways, what we can tell you is that they can wield weapons barely (being that their bones are made of jelly and they are very SUSPICIOUS due to the fact that they can't walk the streets without getting getting into a fight). We don’t know how, they just can.
They can also turn into Zombie QWobblers and they are also extremely UnLucky, being that they never win the UnLottery or Shames and they never will…