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Womachien

That's the Wo-Mahcheen alright.

The Wo-Mahcheen is a machine made by Worreoh and is property of the Wo-Guys. As opposite to the Wa-Machine, it is HOME-MADE, so it works very bad (that's why there isn't WoWoTonky Wonky, for example). The resonance cascades starts at the second Wo-ification, so this machine is more like a FAILURE. Also, it requires expensive ink cartridges that need to be changed every 6 months, because of course it does.

Potential 2.0 version[]

Worreoh is so lazy, so he will NEVER fix all the bugs of the Wo-Mahcheen, then the project of the Wo-Mahcheen v2.0 won't be never made. Also Worreoh won't fix the Explode bug, for example.

Wario & Worreoh's War[]

One day, Wario and Waluigi discovered the existence of the Wo-Guys and was very angry. Then he declared war to the Wo-Guys. He thought it wasn't just that someone would make a rip-off of the Wa-Guys, so he fought with all the Wo-Guys with his Waligion (all the wa-guys together). Of course, there are a LOT more wa-guys than wo-guys, and the Wario Bros. won the battle. This made Worreoh won't be able to make more wo-guys never unless Wario lets him do that.

Settings[]

The Wo-Mahcheen has 3 settings:

  • [CLONE]: Makes an copy of a person. This copy isn't exact and might have deformities.
  • [WO-IFY]: Makes a Wo-Guy, adding 3.33% Worui to a person.
  • [UNWO-IFY]: Reverts the changes, extracting 3.33% Worui.
  • [RU-ISE]: Takes something and then makes a -rui out of it.

Trivia[]

  • The Wo-Mahcheen is the worst of the Wa-Machine rip-offs.
  • It works very poorly.
  • This is the only machine with [] in the text of the buttons. This may or may not be an influence from Spamton, who made his own Wo-Mahcheen out of plastic bottles and used light bulbs.
  • Disassembled parts from this were used to make the ReFarter.
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