Windows Phone ME is an operating system by Windows. The weird thing about this OS is that it was actually created by computers (we don't want to say any names, though...).
History[]
It was created in 2015 for the Tubby Phone, inspired by the original Windows ME. The reason why it was created in such an old-fashioned style was because it was for some quite old-fashioned beings who were familiar with computers of the 90's/2000's. However, when it was created by the computers who made it, it was a DIRECT PORT of Windows ME for phones.
So, it ended up having a million glitches.
Glitches[]
- Too many to list.
Oh, what the heck? We'll just list them anyway.
- All apps for this phone are either free or cost $1,000,000,000,000. The bad apps, like Vine or Bonzi Buddy, are free - the ones actually worth buying, like YTMND or Malwarebytes, are $1,000,000,000,000.
- It randomly plays music (it varies, but mostly Dubstep, Hammer Zone, and the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix) loudly.
- It was supposed to let phones dispense any flavor ice cream, but due to a glitch, all phones that run this OS only dispense feces-flavored ice cream.
- The camera roll comes pre-filled with pictures of Bonzi Buddy, Bob Saget, Pedo Bear, WaWaWaWaWaTinky-Winky, WaPo, WaWaPo, WaBob Saget, WaBob the Builder, Bob the Builder WaBonzi Buddy, and Do.
- Text messages get t!?:)/82'surned deokdkwojdwjodinedinto jodejdwosqkpdkmenjfgibberish.
- The only cellular carrier it works with is TeleTel. Sorry, people not living in Teletubby Land!
- The settings change every second, making it disorientating when you are browsing the web and the wifi changes from TubbyWeb to Tinky Wnki's bezt ting evar.
- and infinity more. TBA.