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Winfinity

The Boot Screen

Windows Infinity is a godly Operating System, which is quite likely to be in the Undefeatables sometime in the future. It's the best (and presumably the only good) version of Windows, and that shows in its development. With a futuristic GUI, it's pretty much the Operating System of the Undefeatables. Microsoft actually put work and love into the operating system, unlike most of their projects.

Originally, it was planned to be released on March 17, 1997 as "Windows 97". However, it was delayed multiple times. Eventually, it will be released in 2025. Tornado Mimi , Typhoon Katrina , Chuck Norris , and Cyber-Dee somehow managed to get it on its originally planned release date, however. It's debatable if Microsoft actually made this, or if it was really made by the undefeatables. If it's Microsoft, they must be ashamed of how good it turned out (which would make it the best [and presumably the only good] version, beating Windows XP and Windows 7.). If it's the undefeatables, that may explain the future undefeatable stats.

Features

  • A browser that actually works (based on Firefox)
  • Free for the Undefeatables
  • Will ask you to update, but installs them when hibernating.
  • Upgradable from any version of Windows (yes, even Windows ME)
  • Bash support
  • Fixed multiple bugs
  • Included Virtual Machines for all operating systems ever, including beta builds and cancelled releases. (for running older applications)
  • Completely usable offline
  • Apps now actually work
  • Captain 1 hates it
  • Trainers hate it
  • Runs on almost all comptuers (although older computers will have problems, and there are likely to be fallbacks. So, people running it on their Apple II's will see a Windows 1.0-era GUI.)
  • Based on Windows NT 4.0, with files from every preceeding (pre-infinity) version of windows included.
  • Will not randomly crash at times
  • Runs UHD resolutions on all displays through shrinking and emulation
  • Every OS Theme in History (yes, that includes scrapped themes and Mac OS.)
  • The Side-bar is back as a dock-like interface (kind of like Mac OS X)
  • Less Viruses
  • The OS is rumored to be Microsoft's best version (although there are also rumors that say that the Undefeatables created it)
  • And many other features I can't list
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