- Play Shames with a maximum framerate of 5
- Navigate a maze just to shut it down
- Make your computer do a bunch of crazy stuff just to look at a picture
- Browse the Internet with Windows Internet Explorer
- Self-destruct button (in case all your programs are not responding)
- 1.1MB of RAM
99% of the UnWorld who tried Windows 8 hated it within the first 5 seconds. The only people who liked it were Stupid, or Window's employees (because they had to like it to keep their job). 6 nations have already placed a ban on the computer. Biased Ratings gave it a 0.1/5 and Squadala Ratings gave it a -2.666/5. Notch in his latest update for Minecraft made it incompatible because he hated Windows 8 so much.
For some reason, Only one person likes it, And he lives in the middle of nowhere, Or maybe he does'nt even exists, Who knows?
Bill Gates, mad at how crappy this OS was, fired Ballmer and created the more successful Windows 8.1.