Hey, "paley!" You look thirsty and I'm brimming with Wumpa Whip! What are the chances?
—Willie, trying to hit on Tsareena
PERHAPS A RIDDLE OR TWO! (Vomits profusely)
—Willie, upon drinking 50 gallons of Wumpa Whip filled with perscription cough syrup
Willie Wumpa Cheeks is one of the various ugly things in the UnUniverse, who has a Wumpa Fruit for his ugly outer shell. Originally created by the Telotubs for the sake of getting even with the Teletubbies, Willie would soon take a life of his own and become a fairly successful guy. Such would be all fine and dandy... had Willie not look like something Tim Burton grew in his garden.
Willie Wumpa Cheeks is a frequent candidate for, "ugliest fruit ever". He even sometimes beats out the common Ugli Fruit. Willie Wumpa Cheeks tastes absolutely disgusting, like room-temperature Wumpa Whip. Funny really, as he is the progenitor of all Wumpa Whip! He even patented the name and sells it with an iron fist. If he sees Children selling homemade Wumpa Whip, he destroys their stands like an absolute rude man! Rude man is my favorite insult.
Willie's nose is a large steel pipe called the, "Wumpa Pumpa" and it shoots Wumpa Whip like nobody's buisness. He often does this at such high velocity it can knock over steel cans! Willie's insides are partially melted, which explains why this is so easy for him. He hates Crash Bandicoot because of how much he loves Wumpa Whip. If Crash wanted to, he could easily ruin Willie's career via drinking all his Wumpa Whip.
His History is Horrible[]
Act 1: Teloception[]
Willie Wumpa Cheeks was not born to a mummy tree and daddy butterfly, like most plants. His story rather begins with Anti-Ducky. Anti-Ducky is a clone of Ducky who dies a whole lot. He took a vacation so that he can escape his fate, but he just ended up in Telotub Land. In order to increase his self defense abilities, Anti-Ducky began crushing Wumpa Fruits and leaving them on the ground. Soon, Tonky Wonky would collect the fruit guts and seeds for an experiment. He said it was important, which is never good.
Tonky Wonky put the fruit stuffs in a machine so that he can transform them into something interesting. He spilled the mush and seeds into a canister, and shot it with nuclear fusion rays. This mutated the Wumpa Fruit mush and seeds, and it became Willie Wumpa Cheeks himself!
Willie Wumpa Cheeks after Tonky Wonky made him.
Now for whatever reason, Willie became a weird slug when this happened, I wonder why... but Tonky Wonky could manage. He poured Willie into a mold and cyrogenically froze him. During this process, Tonky Wonky stuck a metal pipe in him to help with sinus problems, and Doopsee would teach him his mighty wisdom in order to educate him. After some genetic splicing, Willie became how he is now.
Willie was meant to be the Telotub rival to N. Trance, but due to conflicting personalities, Willie could not agree with Mo and so he simply took off in Tonky Wonky's rocket ship. Due to the inflation of gas prices, the ship had little fuel, and it soon crashed into a field in Teletubby Land. Noo-Noo was nearby the impact site, and, upon seeing Willie Wumpa Cheek's hideous visage, expelled everything he sucked up that day, including a Tubby Bomb!
Willie Wumpa Cheeks, looking like me on prom night.
Po then appeared, and Willie tried to shoot her with Wumpa Whip. Po redirected the whip into his mouth, and he realised that it tasted good. Anti-Ducky then went to see what's up, but the bomb exploded, killing him and sending Willie blasting off again!
Act 2: Whip up the Wumpa Whip[]
Willie landed somewhere in Canada, in its far mountains. Upon wiping off any excess Tubby Custard, he got to work making his dream come true. His dream? Mass produce Wumpa Whip so that other people can have it in all of it's gross, overly sour glory. He began building a factory. Willy Wonka tried to sue Willie because of his birth name and factory, but he got distracted when he heard an Oompa Loompa was drinking tar whilst balancing on his head, so Willy left. The factory was finished in 2005.
Willie does not hire workers, he likes turmoil, and since robot uprisings are quite bad, he got a bunch of robots for his bidding. The robots are the main reason why it took so long to finish the factory. Willie shows no remorse for all the innocent Wumpa Fruit killed in the Wumpa Whip process, he says it's a metaphor for the cutthroat nature of capitalism.
Trivia[]
- Despite his original purpose, Willie is actually slightly close with N. Trance, not, "Friendsplosion", more like, "Thick as Thieves" close.
- The two have also been seen with Neo Cortex. This is odd, it is almost like there is some external force gravitating them together.
Wumpa Cyclone
Willie Wumpa Cheeks shoots a torrent of Wumpa Whip from his Wumpa Pumpa, it's like the Inkling final smash but leaves its targets sticky and sour smelling.
Wumpa Cyclone
Willie Wumpa Cheeks shoots a torrent of Wumpa Whip from his Wumpa Pumpa, it's like the Inkling final smash but leaves its targets sticky and sour smelling.