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William "B.J." Blazkowicz is american special agent, who one day escaped from The German Prison.

BJ

Could he NOT escape?

Biography

B.J. was a succesfull secret agent of USA. He always hated 007 from United Kingdom, so he wanted to prove that he is cooler. One day he disided to kill all Nazis. He succesfully arrived to Nazi Land, but was arested by Donald Duck. He was put in prison, but next day prison was ruined by B.J. from breaking out and shooting everything in sight (ouch). Then he was arrested by Malleo (who wasn't Mahzii yet) and was put to the Castle Wolfenstein. B.J. somehow escaped. But next time he was arrested by Hitler. B.J. was placed in THE GERMAN PRISON FOR 1337 YEARS!!! (But he broke out AGAIN on the fourth day, and assassinated Hitler)

Escape

The German Prison was full of mutants and crazy guys. B.J. was held in camera with one Nazi sodier. He was killed and B.J. got a pistol. Then he somehow destroyed half of prison and killed two generals. Later he killed Hitler (!) when he was in undestructable (!!) Mecha-suit (!!!); Everybody ran away and B.J. came out of prison.

Later B.J. became the Hero of Koridai and had chance to play war with Chuck Norris.

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