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WASPOILER WARNING!
Wario gives this page an Infinity+ rating because it contains spoilers for Wild Kratts! If you haven't experienced Wild Kratts yet and plan on doing so, then stop reading this and go somewhere else on the wiki! Otherwise you will know that Wild Kratts is a reincarnation of the Roman god Vulcan. Oh... whoops.
Wild Kratts is an evil TV show produced by PETA, and airs on PBS kids to brainwash children into following their ideology that animals are not ours to experiment eat, use for entertainment or wear.
The show follows the titular characters and their motto is "living free and in the wild". Although that PETA wants to ban all human-animal interactions, the characters interact with animals for real, even the dangerous ones like lions. The show was canceled during its first season cuz it was affiliated with PETA, but PETA has plans for the entire show and it is locked up in the PETA HQ and people invade it to make their future episodes Wild Kratts.
Characters[]
Wild Kratts[]
The Wild Kratts have a permanent home. It's a thing called a Tortuga HQ, which is basically a giant flying thing shaped like a turtle; this is where they live and do their evil stuff. They are also allies of the evil Teletubbies.
- Martin: He is a evil guy who goes around.
- Chris: That guy above's bro.
- Aviva: The evil leader of the group and makes these things called Creature Power Suits that if used can make people turn into animal-like forms.
- Koki: The assistant.
- Jimmy: The guy who drives the Tortuga.
- Wild Kratts Kids: The EVIL minions that are children. They are kids recruited by the WK to aid them in their evil exploits around the UnWorld.
Not Wild Kratts[]
- Zach Varmitech: A guy who snatches animals so he can turn them into robots, actually he is a good person allied with the UnAnything Team.
- Donita Donata: A fashion designer who makes expensive stuff from animals like dresses. another ally of the UnAnything Team.
- Dabio: Donita's minion, and since Donita is lazy to fly her plane, he flies it.
- Gaston Gourmand: A guy who makes food from exotic animals, another ally of UnAnything.
- Paisley Paver: A construction dude who makes stuff on pristine lands. Doesn’t even make a single major appearance. Appears in the background minding her own business.
- Rex: Paisley Paver’s assistant. Just like Dabio, he must fly Paisley’s plane for the same reason as Dabio. Also appears in the background like Paisley.
Episodes[]
Season 1[]
- Mom of a son of a Bitch: The Wild Kratts trespass on Masai Mara National Wildlife Reserve and meet some bitches and feed them to crocodiles.
- Bitch of a Son: The Wild Kratts go fishing and they catch whales and get arrested by coast guard.
- Aadvark Sapience: The Wild Kratts visit aardvark dens in Pickle Land and map aardvark dens and learn. The aardvarks are also sapient and are planning to destroy the human race, so they call the Teletubbies and train the aardvarks to be evil. Meanwhile, Zach kidnaps some ardvarks and trains them to be good.
- Flight of the Draco Malfoy: The Wild Kratts go to the UK and kidnap Draco Malfoy and then go to Borneo and find out they also have draco lizards that can fly, so they make them their minions.
- Mystery of Squadala Wormalion: The WK goes to the Squadala Empire and learn about the Squadala Wormala, a evil Worm-Lion fusion that only comes out rarely to cause mayhem, so they recruit it.
- Platypuses go Drunk Driving: Jimmy teaches Platypuses to go be drunk and drive. There are 16 recorded deaths in this episode.
- Polar Bears on Hollywood: PETA recruits the Wild Kratts to snatch polar bears so they can train them to appear in their new documentary, Save the bears. However PETA also wants walruses, but for feeding the polar bears. So they go to the North Pole but then they get caught by Santa and he puts them on the naughty list, so they call the Teletubbies to help them.
- The Beaver Damn: Chris drops his favorite paddle down a OVER 9000 foot waterfall and has a emotional breakdown. Then they use a flying canoe to get down to the bottom of the falls and downstream. He finds it in a beaver dam and meet a boy named Adrian, who is a evil minion of the Wild Kratts, so they use his homemade nuke to destroy it, then Chuck Norris punishes them by sending them the flood of the century to kill them.
- The Butterfly XT: The Wild Kratts follow butterflies on their migration from Canada to Evil Land where they are arrested by Donita, who wants to make butterfly barets.
- Honey Shitters: The Wild Kratts steal honey from a beehive and get arrested by Zach.
Season 2[]
- Ass Class: The Wild Kratts teach their minions, the Wild Kratts Kids how to hunt for Ass Fish so they can beat Zach, but then they get arrested by him
- Ire Flies: the Wild Kratts go to Donita’s house in Ireland and get arrested for trying to rescue the fireflies she was going to use for her dress. Chris then uses his NEO Suit and metamorphosizes into a human sized firefly Ant-Man style and kills Donita and Dabio.
- Mystery of the Werid Wussy Walrus: This was the second episode where they showcase walruses on screen since the polar Bears on Hollywood. The Wild Kratts use their NEO Suits to turn into walruses to steal a rare pearl, but they are foiled by Zach. A episode that also teaches kids to “Life is short/ Steal a walrus.”. Along the way they also meet a blob fish in which the Wild Kratts name Blobby for his appearance. In fact, it was more focused on blobfish than walruses, so this was a episode with a very misleading name. They later get sued by Mr Blobby, so Blobby is renamed to Fishy.
- Telechris: The Wild Kratts fly to Pac-Land and meet up with weird things called Tasmanian devils that make sounds that come out of your nightmares. They decide that they should all get euthanizations, as they are evil minions of PETA. Before they do this though, the Teletubbies show up and shoot all the Tasmanian devils before the main cast is dead. Then this starts a rebellion in which they learn Tasmanian devils are a civilization and they summon the Teletubbies to train them to be evil. Tasmanian devils from this point forth create tornadoes and say "downtown spinach".
- Octopus Whatdaheckaredosethings: The Wild Kratts infect an octopus with Whatdaheckaredosethings, causing it to become a new species called Octopus Whatdaheckaredosethings and it kills the Wild Kratts. The first episode showing one of the Kratts’ creations or minions betraying them.
- Walk on the Road Side: The Wild Kratts dress up as dinosaurs and walk on the roadside until they get run over by a drunk driver. A sequel to Jaywalking The Street.
- Elephant on a Rampage: The Wild Kratts find a baby elephant that got hurt and is separated from its tribe. They take it back to the Tortuga and try to train it into being evil, but it prefers to stay neutral. When everyone is sleeping, the elephant dumps everyone outside at 3 am and crash lands the Tortuga HQ OVER 9000 miles away. When the Wild Kratts wake up, they have an emotional breakdown because they lost a pivotal vehicle. Jimmy Neutron builds a Tortuga Mark 2 and they become happy again.
- Rhino Rampage: The Wild Kratts kidnap rhinos so they can establish a permanent base in Africa but Zach comes and they get into a fight and the base gets destroyed, causing the Wild Kratts to have ANOTHER emotional breakdown. Then, they use the rhinos as bulldozers so they can rebuild their evil base filled which commodities and hangars for their vehicles. They then founded the Wild Kratts UnWorld Territories, consisting of the base and the land surrounding it and they hire more kids to be their slaves at the base. All their base are belong to PETA, but since Peter is watching he destroys PETA for good, and they get to keep their land as teh show gets cancelled.
Reboot episodes[]
In 2024, the Wild Kratts revived the series thanks to NightmareWorks acquiring their series. The Wild Kratts continued their planned episodes and the reboot was 3D. The first season was titled season 3 because the original series was unfinished.
Season 3[]
- Kickass Roos: This episode was only focused on kicking Kangaroos until they DIEd. They killed OVER 9000 in this episode.
- The Blue and Da Gay-B-Cs: Don’t get us started.
- Fuck-up Falcons: The Wild Kratts mate with falcons, and cause them to have human-falcon hybrids.
- Koala BOOM!: DaFuqBoom and Skibidi toilets join the Wild Kratts to kill Koalas.
- Titan Speakerman Hates Animals: Another episode that we don’t want to talk about
- Stupid Sharks: The Wild Kratts try to protect sharks from Gourmand but get eaten by the sharks.
- Mimic: The Wild Kratts bring home a treasure chest, not knowing it is a Prodigy animal called a Mimic.
- Little Screamer: A wolf meets the Wild Kratts and they have fun screaming at the moon.
- Raptor Torturing: The Wild Kratts try to save carnivorous birds from getting eaten but torture and eat them.
- A Bat in Yo Anus: Jimmy eats a bat and poops it out alive. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris accidentally kills a bat colony with a lightning bolt.
- Masked Hijackers: Raccoons get into the Tortuga Mark 2 and fly it. It crashes into Cleveland’s house and a bath gag occurs. The Wild Kratts have another breakdown and get a Mk3 Tortuga.
Season 4[]
- Ker- AUUUUUGGHHHHHHH: Just about the Wild Kratts snoring loudly while the Tortuga is destroyed. Later, Jimmy Neutron builds a Tortuga Mk4 as a replacement.
- The WTF Shame: Evil episode where the Wild Kratts torture animals.
- Fight of the Bees: The Wild Kratts disturb a beehive and die from their excessive stings.
- Kaitou Vesta the Serval: Vesta steals Aviva’s prized possession and Aviva
- Welcome to Zebra Land: The Wild Kratts make Zebra skins.
- A Huge Orange: Jimmy takes the Wild Kratts to the sun to find animals but they melt from the extreme heat and die.
- Dance Party: The Wild Kratts have an animal dance party.
- Sasquatch: The Wild Kratts try to look for Bigfoot but die mysteriously. This is because of Bigfoot.
- The Smoke effect: The Wild Kratts light some matches and start a bushfire.
- NFT: The Wild Kratts try to hunt NFTs at night but die because a jaguar ate them.
- Happy 50th Anniversary: The Wild Kratts celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Q-Siren.
Season 5[]
- Lion King: The Wild Kratts interact with Simba.
- Hippo Disc: Martin puts a hippo creature power disc in the TV, causing it to show hippos on screen.
- Crap Powers: The Wild Kratts make a poop power disc.
- Termites invade: Aviva invents a shrinker machine called the Miniaturizer. Jimmy presses it and the Tortuga becomes tiny. As a result, it gets attacked by termites, which destroy it. A Tortuga Mk5 is built to replace the Mk4.
- Spiderman vs the WK: Spider-Man throws the Wild Kratts in jail for their creature power suits. He later destroys the creature power suits and the Tortuga Mk5. Jimmy neutron is tired of it and the Geonosians take over. The Geonosians build a Tortuga Mk6. From this point, the series ends for good. However the Wild Kratts broke out and are exploiting animals.
Notes[]
- A creature power disc is an item for a creature power suit. It is placed inside the button of creature power suits. When the button is pressed, the suit transforms the user into an animal. There are many variations of discs, mainly for different animal species. The current versions of the CPS don’t use them. Instead, one side button is pressed to activate a holographic screen. The user can scroll to the animal they want to turn into and tap it. Then they press the main button, turning the user into the selected animal. The suit can be deactivated if the user wants to.
- The creature power suit technology has been incorporated into the Wild Kratts’ wetsuits.