Originally, Wikipedia was part of Bomis, a p*rn site owned by Jimmy Wales. But then Jimmy Wales found out that non-profit organizations were tax-exempt, so he created Wikimedia as a Ponzi scheme.
The business model is that every December, Wikimedia begs for donations. Stupid people give their life savings to Wikimedia, and Wikimedia's employees use that money to buy private jets, yachts, and child slaves.
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