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Ffxi9.JPG Aw shoot, White Bobby can't be eaten by Goombas!

But beware, there may be a lot of Goombas resting in this area that will eat you instead!
" Be gone fiend "
  — Him, attempting to banish captain 1
White bobby (the wawa-cop)
White Bobby.png
Gender: Male (presumably)
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Unknown
UnBirthday: 20-1-2021
Zodiac: Capricorn ♑
Death: He is alive
Likes: Happiness
Dislikes: Unhappiness
Occupation: Prison guard

The white bobby is a clone of Bobby (the cop) and is what happens when you put Red Bobby (the wa-cop) into the Wa-Machine 2.0 again.

He is a very formidable foe because he can lead a pipe that can be set on fire on will known as the "pipe down".

He is a guard at The Wall and is presumbly religious. Most people who he beats down never attempt to escape again.

He also has two clones of himself that live in a secret room behind a poster somewhere in Soviet Russia. He is also immune to being eaten by Goombas.

He is NOT Pyro tf2.

StubMario.png This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help defend against the zombie apocalypse by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be deleted.