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This movie is so weird, so it is called the Weirdest Movie Ever. It is made by Bowser Studios.

Plot of Weirdness

  —Mario after consuming a cubic meter of coffee beans

Mario and Luigi was walking on a glitchy plan, until Bowser came and said "Mah life bar is OVAH 9000." Then he danced Oechee Geddan, until Oechee himself came and pwned Bowser, but Bowser came back to life and pwned him. Bowser did a whole lotta evil laughter, but Nobody noticed, so Bowser kills him. Mario drinks too much Coffee, and becomes super. Then, Bowser becomes angry and spits out much Seizure, making Mario dizzy. Luigi carries Mario on his back, and Bowser chases him over the entire Earth, spreading chaos. This scene lasts an excruciating (or knee-slapping if you're Generation Z) 10 minutes. After much chasing, an Angry Mob chases after them, killing Mario and Luigi. BOWSAH HAS WON AGAIN.

Trivia of Weirdness

  • You was going to appear in the movie.
  • At the beginning of the movie, George W. Bush was a bush.
  • This movie is weird.
  • Bowser is a deadly monster.
  • Dinosaurs are weird.

So are you...


Bowser was the first one to see this movie, and he liked it. Biased Ratings gave it a 9000/9000 since they didn't want Super Eviler Bowser to kill them. Fortunately, this worked, and he blew up Teletubby Land instead.