- Don't blink you bloody git!
- —Dr. Who talking about the Weeping Angels
A Weeping Angel is a statue that is crying because it hasn't ripped you to shreds yet. They are one of the many archenemies of The Doctor and probably one of the scariest statues you will ever see. Weeping Angels are evil creatures and should be avoided at all costs. If you see one, just close your eyes. They'll probably go away.
The weeping angels were first created when Leonardo DiCaprio made a wish. He wished for a super-powerful army that would steal Oscar for him. His wish was granted, and then the angels threw DiCaprio into the time vortex, never to be seen again (until he popped out in the 16th century). The angels now roam around the UnUniverse, finding victims to consume their time energy (and possibly their liver).
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