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Weenee is not very scary.

Weenee is the oldest son of Weegee and Awphysaur. He is the weakest of their 4 children. He is technically a Fakegee. This guy is really weak. His only power is instantly respawning whenever he gets killed.

Because he was so weak, he never joined Weegee's Army. Instead, he sat around in their HQ, and just watched The Military History Channel all day. That channel shows nothing but shows about Nazis, Communists, and World Wars all day. For some reasom, this didn't cause him to want to join the Nazi Party, become a Communist, or start a World War, contrary to the intended purpose(s) of the channel. (The subliminal messaging probably didn't work on him, because he's a Fakegee.)

One day, he fell asleep while watching the Military History Channel: specifically, the show "Nazi Armoured Vehicles and How To Build Exact Replicas of Them". When he woke up in the middle of the night, they were showing an infomercial by WaPhil Swift, promoting a terrorist group called The Loud House. He decided to call the 1-800 number, and he was somehow accepted. Lincoln Loud, the leader of the group, gave him a job that was basically the same thing he did with Weegee's Army.

To this day, Weenee is one of the weakest Fakegees ever. He just sits around in the secret hidden basement of the Loud House HQ in Royal Woods, watching the Military History Channel.

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