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The Weegee Kittenlandia Territories are one of the three Weegee Commonwealth Realms, alongside the Weegee UnWorld Territories and the United 'Gees Galaxy. They are located on Kittehlandia. Weegee is the eternal King, and Üeegee is the current Prime Minister. It is a part of the Roflmaoian Union.

History[]

In the early days of Kittehlandian civilization, much of the land on the Roflmaoia continent (with the exception of Lolcat Island, which was owned by Ceiling Cat) was owned by the Lojban Empire, an army of robots who spoke Lojban, a language designed by robots, for robots. It was basically the Kittehlandian equivalent to the Mushroom Empire on UnEarth, or the Roman Empire IRL. Eventually, like the Roman Empire split into the Holy Roman Empire and the Byzantine Empire, or the Mushroom Empire split into the UnHoly UnRoman UnEmpire and the Squadala Empire, the Lojban Empire split into itself and the Catgirl Empire, because an army of catgirls were tired of being forced to speak Lojban by robots and started a revolution. These two countries still exist today, but a long time ago, they held even more land.

That changed with the Scramble for Kittehlandia. The four Epic Powers: the United 'Gees Galaxy, the Bowser Empire, Sparta, and the Squadala Empire: colonized Kittehlandian territories of their own. They started in Roflmaoia, because that was all that they had explored at the time. The Bowser Kittehlandia Territories still exist, but they aren't important. The Spartan Kittehlandia Territories were repossessed by the UnEU when Sparta went into debt, and were sold to Soviet Russia for one UnCent to become Soviet Kittehlandia. The Squadala Kittehlandia Territories are now Buicia. But the Weegee Kittehlandia Territories would grow on to be one of the most important countries in Kittehlandia.

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