Weegee

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Weegee
GO WEEGEE
Gender:	Male
Hair color:	Brown
Eye color:	Blue (many lives were lost in obtaining that information)
Species:	Weegee
Death:	No.
AKA:	AAAAAAARGGH!
Likes:	Weegeeifiying everybody. Also, making Weegeefiying an actual word in the dictionary.
Dislikes:	Unknown.
Education:	Unknown.
Occupation:	Glaring at people.
Known For:	Glaring at people.
UnRank:	7000

Go Weegee!

—Weegee

Weegee is a feaky Luigi who stares at people in order to turn them into Weegees. He lives in Nairobi. He has cloned himself many times, and his most powerful clone is no other than Guiyii. Weegee also has a brother known as Malleo, who attacks people by staring at them and then yells "FIRE FLOWA!", which makes their heads asplode or make em turn into Fire Flowers. He is a rival of the Dramatic Chipmunk.

Origin

Weegee is a clone of Luigi after black magic ooze fell on Luigi, it stayed on him for 5 seconds, before splitting into a separate being, known as Weegee. It could also be reversed as Weegee is somehow much older than Luigi.

Powers

He can make people obey him by staring at him, and says his words of possession out to them. He can also shoot lasers out of his eyes. Aside from his offensive side, Weegee is also invulnerable to 99.9999% of things that exist.

Trivia

• Only the Undefeatables like Chuck Norris and Cyber-Dee are immune to his stare (if he ever intrudes their land, which is a floating paradise at the top of the universe, Chuck Norris would let Cyber-Dee kick Weegee off the cloud and back onto Earth). It doesn't mean they can get rid of Weegee permanently, though.