Go Weegee! Weegee
Obey Weegee, Destroy Mario! Weegee
Weegee is a freaky Luigi who stares at people in order to turn them into Weegees. He lives in Nairobi. He has cloned himself many times, and his most powerful clone is no other than Guiyii.
He is a clone of Luigi who is the brother of Mario who is an enemy of Bowser who is a rival of Fake Bowser who is a friend of Fake Robotnik who is a copy of Dr. Robotnik who is an inventor of Promotion which is an invention of Dr. Robotnik who is a rival of Fake Robotnik who is a friend of Fake Bowser who is a copy of Bowser who is an enemy of Mario who is the brother of Luigi & he made Xbox 360's XBLA (Xbox Live Arcade) out of light, redstone, slimeballs, glue, metal, juice, promotion, Squidward, balloon pieces, air, TNT, gold & black wool with SpongeBob, Weegee, Po, Benson, Patrick, Wario & Your Mother which is too awesome to put there this makes zero sense.
His brother is Malleo, who attacks people by staring at them and then yells "FIRE FLOWA!", which makes their heads asplode or make em turn into Fire Flowers. He is a rival of the Dramatic Chipmunk. He owns The Haunted Hotel of Weegee.
Origin
Weegee is a clone of Luigi after black magic ooze fell on Luigi, it stayed on him for 5 seconds, before splitting into a separate being, known as Weegee. It could also be reversed as Weegee is somehow much older than Luigi.
Powers
He can make people obey him by staring at him (similar to an Amogus), and says his words of possession out to them. He can also shoot lasers out of his eyes. Aside from his offensive side, Weegee is also invulnerable to 99.9999% of things that exist.
Trivia
- Only Undefeatables like Chuck Norris and Cyber-Dee are immune to his stare (if he ever intrudes their land, which is a floating paradise at the top of the universe, Chuck Norris would let Cyber-Dee kick Weegee off the cloud and back onto Earth). It doesn't mean they can get rid of Weegee permanently, though.
- His final smash will be activated in a year.
Final Smash | Description | |
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Giga-Weegee | Weegee becomes 10x his normal size and gains tremendous power, only being able to be defeated by fragments of Dr. Robotnik and Chuck Norris. |