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Smoke weed every day.

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Weed grows in pop.

Weed is the best; marijuana is second. Weed is a common powerup found in the shames that sends Sonic into the stratosphere. He can also get to the mesosphere with weed, but nobody cares about the mesosphere. Tails, Knuckles, and other hedgehogs, can also smoke weed to get high. Let's go get some weed! (not really, umad popo?)

How Much Weed Is In Mobius?[]

Lots of weed. Too much weed. Snoop Dogg extends his massive joint from Mexico to Mobius and then freedom fighters smoke as much weed they can before Robotnik finds out and kills them, before he takes their blood and vapes that. He says this doesn't make him high, but he's obviously a big fat liar. We know he has at least 20 Coca-Colas growing weed, because MSNBC in 2007 interviewed him and he said he grows weed in at least 20 pop cans.

Character Trivia[]

  • "HOW HIGH CAN YOU GET ?" was a question Donkey Kong use to ask before he died from weed overdose. He thought he could get much higher, so high that he flew into the sun.
  • Dr. Robotnik doesn't smoke weed. He thinks it's bad for you and that it should be outlawed. At least in Mobius, he doesn't give a flying fuck about the actual Earth.
  • Snoop Dogg does not smoke weed every day. He smokes weed every minute.
  • Many countries hate weed and have banned it, especially Europe. They treat it like it's death juice.

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UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help prevent disease by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be deleted.

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