We're Back...and WORSE Than Ever! is the first episode of the new Teletubbies TV show from 2015. In this episode, the Teletubbies finally decide that they're going to kill the children in the Real World, which is made easier due to a chance encounter with a soon to be new ally.
Plot[]
The episode starts in Teletubby Land, where the Baby Sun rises, the Teletubbies wake up in Home Dome, and arm themselves with guns while saying "EH-OH!" Po tells them that today's the day they finally find a way to actually get to the Real World and kill those kids they see every day on their tummies. Laa-Laa asks how they're going to get to the real world, and asks Dipsy if he could invent something. Dipsy just says "Um...", then a wall gets knocked down in Home Dome as Alt 2.0 bursts in and says "Hello dadadadadadadadadadada...", then coughs and says "Hello darling" in a really low and creepy voice, kinda like how King K. Rool sounds like in the classic shame Donkey Kong 64. Tinky Winky, scared of her, yells "RUN AWAY!" and runs away, but the other Teletubbies agree that she'll be perfect for the team - especially with her scary face. They give her Tubby Custard and Laa Doodles, and she says she'll join the Teletubbies. The first thing they do is teach her to say "Eh-oh".
That night, the Teletubbies can't sleep because all they hear is weird mechanical noises. They think it's the Noo-Noo on the fritz, as he is known to be, and Po shoots him with her fruit loop of doom. Noo-Noo shows Po that Alt 2.0 is the one making all the noise, as she's building something. Noo-Noo tucks Po back into her bed, but Po shoots him again...IN HER SLEEP. In the morning, Alt 2.0 shows the Teletubbies the Tubby Phone. Tinky Winky instinctively smacks his face into the screen, for he has never seen a phone before. The home menu then pops up, causing the four Teletubbies to freak out. Alt 2.0 explains the Tubby Phone's ability to make calls and go on the internet and stuff, and the Teletubbies literally WORSHIP it as a result. They hold a ceremony for it, complete with a fire that burns Alt 2.0's fruit loop. Dipsy puts out the fire with Tubby Custard. The Teletubbies think the Tubby Phone couldn't be any better...until Alt 2.0 tells them it transports them into the real world. This causes the four to line dance for an uncomfortable amount of time.
So, the Teletubbies and Alt 2.0 do whatever they do with the Tubby Phone, and that includes entering the real world. They are attacked by a mob of rabid Children. Armed with their weapons, and with Roar of Dedede blasting on the Tubby Phone, they kill every child... except for one random kid who says he isn't scared of no Teletubbies. Alt 2.0 puts her scary face on the screen for 3 seconds, the kid screams, Po murders him, and the episode ends... OR DOES IT?
The Teletubbies are transported back to Teletubby Land, where they do Tubby Bye Bye, BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE EITHER! The episode REALLY ends when Alt 2.0 just makes some beeping noises and Dipsy kills her.
Quotes[]
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY NOO-NOO! (Shoots laser)
—Po
I'm not scawed of Tewetubbies!
—Random Kid
Reception[]
Parents hated it because of the violence and terror (caused by Alt 2.0). In fact, when it premiered, 281 random kids died from Alt 2.0's scary face scene. Despite this, every other kid who saw it LOVED IT for the same reasons the parents hated it.
The episode is now shown in re-runs with a warning before it, but like the warning before Good Ol' Motorcycle, nobody gives a Ducky about the stupid warning, not even Ducky himself, wow...
Trivia[]
- This episode marks the debut of Home Dome, Alt 2.0, and the Tubby Phone.
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