Mm-hmm.
Wawa is the preferred gas company and convenience store company of Wa-Guys. There are Wawa gas stations anywhere where there's Wa-Guys. Every Wawa gas station has its own miniature Wa-Machine replica that can turn food into Wa-Food, bugs into Wa-Bugs, specks of dust into Wa-Specks-of-Dust, grains of sand into Wa-Grains-of-Sand, and other small things into Wa-Small-Things. That's all these replicas can do.
History[]
Wawa was founded in 1960 by Wario and Waluigi, who wanted there to be a gas station and convenience store company just for Wa-Guys. So, they made Wawa, which they named after themselves.
The company has changed hands many times - it was first bought out in 1990 by WaWaTinky-Winky and WaWaPo, then sold to WaWaBenson and back to Wario again. Then, he sold it to WaWaBonzi Buddy. Then, he died, and WaWaSnowball inherited it. Then, in 2018, it was bought by WaWaBilly Mays. He was scammed out of it, using UnSenates, by WaWaTinky-Winky again. He needed a logo, so he put Canada Goose on it as Wario owns one. Plus, they're jerks, like all Wa-Guys.
In 2023, X Tinky Winky multiplied a Wawa by 5 Wa, creating Asplodeasplode, which is why there is only one of them, and it's in Canada.
Stuff they sell[]
- Gas, made entirely from Wario's ultra-refined farts.
- WaCoffee
- Chirumiru
- All sorts of food, which can be put into the mini WaMachines to make into WaFood