Water, formally referred as dihydrogen monoxide by scientists (or WILD MINERAL WATÆR as George Volcano likes to say) is an outstandingly addictive, yet toxic substance, which is in reality a drug. Water is extremely dangerous for humans due to its effect on the human lungs. Numerous amounts of people die every year because of this. People who are aware of the dangers of water insist that you do the right thing, by pouring it down into a sewer or another disgusting area. Many people assume that this kind of act is "environmentally unfriendly", but that doesn't really matter. On the other hand, it is claimed by humans that water is a safe substance to bathe in, and that it is perfectly good to use for making beer, coffee and other liquids such as lean, which humans enjoy drinking.
Water is called "H₂O" by fancy people because they want to overcomplicate easy things. According to them, they call it this because water is made up of two atoms of Hydrogen and one of Oxygen. Rubbish! How can the entire ocean be made up of 3 atoms? Also, these fancy people say that when water goes below 0 degrees, it becomes Ice, and when it goes above 100 degrees, it becomes Steam, but we all know that's an app for downloading Shames.
Approximately three quarters of the surface of the UnWorld is covered by seven oceans of water. If there weren't any water on the UnWorld's surface, you'd be able to just walk from place to place without even having to pay any money to travel. In fact, there's also a nation in one of these oceans known as the Fish Union that is placed underwater. It has a population of fish, pirates and mermaids, who are all for some reason, impervious to the virulent repercussions of water. Bikini Bottom is another known region of the ocean, home of a sponge, a starfish, a squid and a crab or whatever who are also immune to the effects of water, and for some reason are able to make a fire underwater.
Upon realizing the toxicity of water, Tyrannosaurus Alan decided to start selling his own brand of water manufactured by George Volcano, known as Volvic. Volvic is essentially the same thing as water, except Volvic water is filled with 'volcanicity', unlike normal water. Volvic water also has the effect of hydrating somebody until they bellow the following, "COME ON WORLD, I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!".
In 2023, Mo created a sequel to water called Iced Tea.