Wario Kart Infinity Dash!!

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Wario Kart: Infinity Dash!! is waht fans consider "The Best Wario Kart To Ever Be Made In the Existence of the WaUniverse of Wario Kart Shames™". Wario asked Thanos if he wanted to make a Wario Kart featuring him, and Thanos said yes. After that they made this shame with the help of Brownie Brown (now known as 1-UP Studio), a subsidiary of Nintendo.

Drift and Mini-Turbo has been combined to make a new "Wheel" stat. Each character now has a gauntlet that they can charge throughout a race. It's rare but possible for somebody to have the full infinity gauntlet AND the stone football.

Characters[]

Character	Speed	Acceleration	Off-Road	Wheel	Fatness	Tier	Effective Item
Wario	100	40	-50	60	100	A	Hamburger
Thanos w/out glove	60	60	10	60	60	A	Hamburger
Baby Wario	90	50	0	60	50	A	Hamburger
Tele tubbie Qua rtet	20	20	0	10	200	F	Both
Cthulhu	50	50	50	50	50	B	Hamburger
Ruigi	60	40	40	50	60	B	Sushi
Kinopio-Kun	30	90	10	90	30	A	Sushi
Sans Undertale Jr.	All	Stats are	Random-	ized	.	F-SS	Hamburger
Metal Wario	200	1	-151	0	200	F	Hamburger
Captain 1	1	1	248	0	0	F	None
Giygas	80	50	0	90	30	S	Sushi
Waluigi	90	20	10	40	90	B	Hamburger
Count Cannoli	50	60	0	45	95	B	Hamburger
Hotel Mario's Mario	70	30	30	60	60	A	Hamburger
Hinawa	80	80	0	60	30	A	Sushi
Hinawario	10	1	100	40	99	F	Both
MissingNo	NaN	NaN	NaN	NaN	NaN	Error	Sushi
Toad	249	1	0	0	0	F	Hamburger
1cc	1	249	0	0	0	F	Both
Grandma	25	25	0	150	50	S	Hamburger
Fat Wario	1	1	0	0	248	F	Hamburger
Nobody	100	25	200	25	-100	C	Unknown
Trigger Happy	Never	Gonna	Give	You	Up	True 2	Yes

Turbo Characters[]

Character	Speed	Acceleration	Off-Road	Wheel	Fatness	Tier	Effective Item
Captain 0	150	9999	9999	9999	50	SS	Both
Wario Man	100	9999	9999	9999	100	SS	Hamburger
Thanos	Infinity	Infinity	Infinity	Infinity	Infinity	F	Hamburger

Tier List (organized) (excluding Sans Undertale Jr.)[]

SS	Captain Zero Wario Man
S	Giygas Hinawa
A	Wario Baby Wario Thanos Kinopio-Kun Hotel Mario's Mario
B	Count Cannoli Cthulu Ruigi Waluigi
C	Nobody
F	Grandma Teletubbie Quartet Metal Wario Hinawario Toad 1cc Fat Wario Captain 1 Thanos (Turbo)
True S	Trigger Happy

Infinity Stone Mode[]

Stone	Speed	Acceleration	Off-Road	Wheel	Fatness
Soul Stone	+20	+20	+20	+20	+20
Reality Stone		+100
Time Stone			+100
Space Stone					+100
Power Stone	+100
Mind Stone				+100
It's a stone Luigi, you didn't make it	+30	+30	+30	+30	+30

Tracks[]

Wario Cup[]

Normal Tracks

Wario Circuit
Wario's Castle
WaJail

Pac-man Tracks

Diamond City
Snow Panic

UnAnything Cup[]

USSR Cup[]

Josph Stalin's Cul de Sac
Russia
Crazy Russian Hacker's Airplane Field
Soda Popinski's Beer Stash

CTGP Revolution Cup[]

Unholy Cup[]

Hell
Fake Hell
Basement Cat's Basement
1822 Gerard, San Francisco

German Cup[]

Donkey Kong Cup[]

Gangplank Galleon
Donkey Kong County

Food Cup[]

Items[]

Garlic - You eat it and fart for some temporary extra speed, sets your off-road to 32767 for a few seconds.
Triple Garlic - You have 3 Garlic.
Hot Sauce - You drop it on the floor and burns people who drive on it, making them go into spin-out.
Hotter Sauce - Condensed form of Hot Sauce, just as effective as having 3 of them so you can use it 3 times.
Captain 0's Pizza - Throw them at somebody and they'll have to stop and eat it.
KFC's Chicken Legs - Throw and see it follow somebody until they eat it. Can be blocked with Hot Sauce, KFC's $20 Fill Up, or a pizza from Captain 0's

Super Items[]

Hamburger / Sushi - Temporarily makes you invincible, sets your off-road to 32767, and sets your acceleration to 32767. Effectiveness depends on the character.
Spaghetti - Another Hamburger and Sushi clone, but this time effectiveness goes up the more fat your character is.
KFC's $20 Fill Up - Most dangerous item in the game, has OVER 9000 KFC's Chicken Legs.
Super Garlic - You fart and the gas travels to the person in first place, making them have an asthma attack for 3 seconds
Infinity Dash - Gives you all of the above.

Trivia[]

Off-road has generally become better.
Most characters suck.
Thanos is the only "Turbo character" not to be banned.
Giygas's amazing wheel stat makes him the best competitive character in the game.
Wario personally asked Pac-Man if he could include the Wario Cup.
Mario, Luigi, and pretty much everyone else died in the production of this shame and so pretty much nobody from the actual Marioverse is here.