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Wario's Shamerang is an evil shaming system created by WarioWare, Inc. Released in 2010, it was marketed as the first 8th generation console and the most powerful of the big 3, however failed spectacularly because Waluigi created this piece of crap. This was the result, it sucks. REALLY sucks... It's like the CD-i, but like someone dumped their diarrhea on the CD.
It also have an online service called Wario Live, which is a $30 subscription you have to pay every month in order to play shames. Not just multiplayer ones, EVERY single shame. It was so bad they eventually scaled back the pricing to $15 and yet it still sucked. There were no free shames or nothing, but you did get advertisements in the mail to buy more of Wario's crap. Yeah; they misappropriated the legally required address you needed to provide for tax purposes.
History[]
After the success that was Grand Theft Sesame Street 5, and Wario thought "Why not making a shame console?" so then he sent out letters to all his employees to make their next big hit. Waluigi took inventory of WarioWare, Inc. to see what he could make with what they have and found lots of MacBook Smelly Airs laying around, unsold and worthless. So he decided to make them worthful by smashing the screens out, grabbing the motherboards, and then squished them into boomerangs with HDMI ports. "That looks cool" he thought, so he made a proprietary OS for the thing and then pitched it to the CEO Wario. It did cool stuff like farting and setting stuff on fire. He liked it, asked how much it costed to make, said it was a fair price, and then gave him the greenlight to make more. So Waluigi then eradicated their entire supply of that year's MacBooks to make these, and placed extra orders on motherboards for making more.
Around the same time on the main menu of Grand Theft Sesame Street 5 and bootup screen for the MacBook Smelly Air, it started displaying unskippable ads for the console, which is where it was first announced. These ads lasted for 7 years by mistake, but people got the message clear which was to buy it. So they bought it. After buying it, they noticed it was crap with all its "features" and the fact they couldn't play their shames, which were either just ports of earlier Wario shames or just microshames at full price. The lineup was so bad that a new word had to be created for this type of system, which was lame. It was a laming system filled with lames, which pretty much sums it up.
It was discontinued in 2036 after after it was proven beyond a reasonable doubt to be a big failure. Nobody bought it and even he said "Dis piece of crap SUX!". It gained a world record this day for being the worst shaming system ever made in the history of ever.
Waluigi then went to people's houses who had non-fuctioning MacBooks (even those that weren't Smelly Air™s) to give them back their motherboards he "misappropriated by mistake".
Pricing[]
As you may-a know, inflation is on the rrrrise, and that means pocketbooks are-a plumbeting. I have-a my finances too, so, although I don't wantto make-a this decision, but it's something I-a have to do.
—Wario, increasing the pricing for the third time.
It's launch was a disaster, OVER 600 DOLLARS THIS PIECE OF CRAP COSTED! But then in 2012, they announced that they'd raise the price, LIKE 700 DAMN DOLLARS, WTF? They didn't care for the hate, and so in 2014 they did the unthinkable and made it cost 800 DOLLARS? WHAT THE HELL! WARIO YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
It's expensive because they made a custom microchip thingy which is a bomb, and if there are corrupted files, the chip dies and explodes causing The Purple Wind of Death. (The console emits toxic Lean gas.)
Shames[]
- Teletubby Diarrhea
- Sonic Blood and its sequels, HOW?? THOSE SHAMES SUCK!
- Mario Mart
- Wario's Intro (a demonstration of the consoles capabilities)
- Hitman Elmo
- No shame console is complete without Grand Theft Sesame Street! (and it's sequels) With a special feature, a map dedicated to our lord Wario, called Mount Wario