- Not to be confused with the infinitely more lazy WaPeach.
Wapeach (also spelled as Walpeach) is the long-lost sister of the Wario Brothers who's better known as the Wicked Witch of the Wa. She is the wa- counterpart to Peach and is surprisingly not fat/ugly. Wapeach wields a battle-axe, as apparent by the stereotype on Wikipedia. Wapeach is definitely not a ripoff of Doronjo. Her best friend (who taught her how to be a bitch) is Ashley.
Appearance[]
She wares a purple dress, purple boots, a weird freaky hat with white balls on it, a crown, and femboy gloves. Well, I guess the gloves aren't femboy gloves if they're on a wo-man. Wapeach looks calm, but this is a lie! She is actually SUPER angry. Angrier than Dr. Large when he gets crits. This is because she is tripolar, one of the poles is anger, one is south, and one is west. Wapeach also looks to be about 15, which won't deter "artists". She's been known to break into these people's houses and decapitate them French Revolution-style.
History[]
Wapeach was introduced to the world to fight in the Videogame War alongside Waluigi, as the console of Sega Genesis said that "If za wario warudo ain't filled with a billion more wa-guys after this ends: I'm done." So their creator created Wapeach from one of Waluigi's ribeyes and said "Recreate that one bible verse, you know the one" so that's what they did. He meant the one with the apple, but everybody else thought it was "be fruitful and multiply". Anyways, she thought Waluigi was so ugly and stank so bad that she decided to mangle his body until there was nothing left in an epic prank, killing him a total of 12 times. She also thought Waluigi was a creepy old dude. Before Wapeach ran away, she keyed his wacar. Unfortunately D. João VI saw her doing this and called the cops, thus she was sent to WaJail. Surprisingly, Wario didn't recognize her. She served her sentence before being unleashed back unto the world.
The next thing Wapeach did was kidnap Bowser, because she is the opposite of peach and should do the opposite of what Peach does. Bowser cried like a baby for OVER 9000 hours, before she let him out. He then flamed her. D: Next thing you know, she spawned on The Mushroom Planet and NOT The Mushroom Kingdom. She has been stuck there ever since and is currently eating mushrooms with Jim Carrey. Wapeach doesn't have any aspirations to kill him.
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