| Wander | |
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Wander walking around while being stoned. | |
| Gender: | Male ♂ |
| Hair color: | Orange |
| Eye color: | White |
| Species: | Star Nomad |
| Home: | Flarpin Galaxy |
| Death: | Died when a spacequake struck him; Pops revived him |
| AKA: | Wander the Kid |
| Likes: | Playing with Sylvia |
| Dislikes: | Baby Einstein |
| Education: | Rode Sylvia |
| Occupation: | Sylvia's rider, space traveler |
| Known For: | Bag hat |
| Promotion: | I just gotta help! |
Wander is a very friendly and kind-hearted hairy spoon. Even though some people find his boundless energy and optimism to be annoying, in UnAnything Wiki.
Biography
His origin is unknown but some speculate that he was created by combining a DNA of another creature to a spoon. What we do know is that he always rides his butt-buddy Sylvia who resembles those horses from that show those guys keep talking about. He once joined the group called Guardians of the Galaxy but soon left for unknown reasons.
Ability
ADHD
Wander's hype personality seems to defeat ignorant villains.
Speed
Whenever his ADHD is triggered, his speed would gradually change until it reaches its top speed, which is at 350 km/h beating the fastest cars by 1 km/h.
Banjo
He seems to be obsessed with his banjo for unknown reasons. But what we do know is that he tirelessly plays it every time he has ADHD.
