Walleo is a fakegee version of Wario. He has a brother named Waweegee. He's a fakegee with no backstory, so here's some stupid messages he says often.
HI THERE!
—Walleo
WANNA BE MY FRIEND?
—Walleo
YOU SMELL FUNNY!
—Walleo
WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?
—Walleo
WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?
—Walleo
WHERE'S MY OINTMENT?
—Walleo
DID I LEAVE THE CAR KEYS UNDER THE CAT AGAIN?
—Walleo
Now that this rather weird, awkward moment is over, we'll continue about Walleo. He's a fakegee, and fought in The Fakegee War, but ran away before anyone started shooting. He pretends he is normal, and lives his life happily outside battle (you know, when he's not being killed by 3). Unlike Wario however, has has an unrank that isn't 0.
