|Wall of <Guide>'s flesh|
|Gender:||Varies, due to being a wall of flesh|
|Species:||Mass of flesh|
|Death:||Guys slayed him, but he respawns!|
|AKA:||Wall of <guide>, <Guide>, and The destroyer of all mortals|
|Likes:||Eating mortals, posting stuff, and Being a pingas|
|Dislikes:||Being eaten by mortals, Not posting stuff, and Being a pingas|
|Education:||The best Edgar Allen Poe gave him.|
|Occupation:||Being an immortal pingas|
|Known For:||The crimson, Eggman, and memes|
- Prepare yourself mortal. I HAVE MORE USELESS TRASH WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
- —Wall of flesh, being a pingas
Sometimes, the word pingas has a totally different meaning than a robotnik quote. Meet the wall of flesh, a giant abomination-God-demon thing that's made of Muscles, intestines, Happy meals, Eyeballs, mouths, and the occasional pingas. His(just assume it's a He)veins are filled with the blood of the dead, and he's not afraid to be a pingas.
While walking around aimlessly, <Guide> was wondering how his friend was doing.
Later in the underworld, AKA Hell, Sans and Papyrus were explaining the layers of shame. "You look like a baby" sans says. "Lemme show you how it's done."
Suddenly, a terrarian jumped down, and tossed a voodoo doll in some magma. "I tossed you into American Hell!" He says. "Ummm... Sans..."Papyrus says"
Obviously, the wall of flesh emerges, and starts speaking: "You are such succ Soldier. Time to show you what PINGAS is all about!" The hungry start coming at Soldier, while ignoring Sans, papyrus, and the environment.
Suddenly, he died.
...but, Wall of flesh still stood, as he is a pingas, and killed Soldier by nomming his innards. Bloody pingas.
Later on in life, he started reading newspapers... which was hard to see, since he's just obesse.
He retired, and is camping on Yoshipea's home page. He delivers a bunch of useless stuff, and just is a bigger pingas than before.
- Summoning him will temporarily put him out a retirement. To do so, get a guide voodoo doll, toss it in hell's lava, and VIOLA! You get a killer wall ready to eat... err... meet you!
- It's rank is unknown, as he... she... it? Uhh... we dunno what gender it is. We'll just assume it's a he.
- Anyway, the rank is unknown, because he's made of various dead guys.