Prepare yourself mortal. I HAVE MORE USELESS TRASH WHERE THAT CAME FROM! Wall of flesh, being a pingas
Sometimes, the word "pingas" has a totally different meaning than a Robotnik quote. Meet the Wall of Flesh, a giant abomination-god-demon thing that's made of muscles, intestines, Happy Meals, Krabby Patties, meatballs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, Big Macs, Whoppers, jams, eyeballs, mouths, and the occasional pingas. His (just assume it's a he) veins are filled with the blood of the dead, and he's not afraid to be a pingas. He lives in Terraria.
History[]
Birth[]
While walking around aimlessly, Jake was wondering how his friend was doing.
Later in the underworld, aka Hell, Sans and Papyrus were explaining the layers of shame. "You look like a baby", said Sans. "Let me show you how it's done...", he added.
Suddenly, a Terrarian jumped down, and tossed a voodoo doll in some lava. "I tossed you into American Hell!", he said. "Ummm... Sans?", said Papyrus.
When he became an adult, he had a son named ꙮ.
Obviously, the Wall of Flesh emerges, and starts speaking: "You are such succ Soldier. Time to show you what PINGAS is all about!" The hungry start coming at Soldier, while ignoring Sans, papyrus, and the environment.
After Soldier rocket jumped outta there, the wall went back to resting for 10 minutes until some idiots accidentally summoned him AGAIN. This is when the brothers both would die trying to escape.
Wario And Waluigi Accidentally Summon The Wall Of Flesh.mp3
Death[]
Suddenly, he died; maybe Sans killed him. We don't know.
Survival[]
...but, Wall of Flesh still stood, as he is a pingas, and killed Soldier by nomming his innards. Bloody pingas.
Later on in life, he started reading newspapers... which was hard to see, since he's just obese.
Today[]
He retired, and is camping on Yoshipea's home page. He delivers a bunch of useless stuff, and just is a bigger pingas than before.
Trivia[]
- Summoning him will temporarily put him out a retirement. To do so, get a guide voodoo doll, toss it in hell's lava, and VIOLA! You get a killer wall ready to eat... err... meet you!
- It's rank is unknown, as he... she... it? Uhh... we dunno what gender it is. We'll just assume it's a he.
- Anyway, the rank is unknown, because he's made of various dead guys.
- Some parts of The Wall are made of the Wall of Flesh's flesh.