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Schubdidabdidu, I am the Wabuu!

Wabuu, singing about himself

Wabuu (sometimes called The Wabuu) is a raccoon-like creature who lives in the woods. Unlike normal raccoons, he has a white mask, stands on his hind legs, and hops around like a kangaroo. He enjoys pulling pranks on people and committing crimes. Wabuu also sells pirated shames out of the back of a mysterious van. He fears no authority group known to man. Nobody tells Wabuu what to do. He currently lives in the woods of northern Germany.

Wabuu's closest relative is Litter Critter, who is not currently aware of his existence despite the former's infamy. In order to find out what he is, scientists briefly kidnapped him to do a DNA test on him. Here, they found he was 50% raccoon, 16.7% kangaroo, 16.7% lemur, and 16.7% "unidentified specimen". What in God's name could he possibly be?

Wabuu also has an extreme rivalry with fellow prankster Grimmsnarl, who often mocks his plights when his mischief backfires on him.

Trivia[]

  • Wabuu was once part of a travelling circus, where he'd jump on a ball. You can see why the circus was shut down, that sounds SOOOO STUPID.
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