White Wario...
WaWaWaWaWario is the Wa version of the monstrous WaWaWaWario, and has a brother called WaWaWaWaWaluigi, who is a green goblin abomination. However, WaWaWaWario is the Wa version of WaWaWario, who is stucked beetween dimensions, and the Wa version of WaWario, who is the Wa version of Wario. WaWaWaWaWario is pretty more edgy than WaWaWaWario, and more powerful and macho.
He did not do anything in the Great War of the Yo-Guys becuse he was made later than his brother, who appeared in the war. Mysteriously, he does some things that WaWaWaWaTinky Winky does, like killing anything living. Unfortunately, WaWaWaWaWario was thrown to the Wa-Machine for being wa-cloned, and the SUPER EVILER NIGHTMARISH ABOMINATION known as WaWaWaWaWaWario borned.
Life[]
One day, Waluigi was bored of being in his taco stand and returned to his house. But Wario wasn't there because he was buying garlic in the UnSupermarket. Then Waluigi (somehow) lied WaWaWaWario and he threw him to the Wa-Machine and created... SOMETHING WORSE than WaWaWaWario. Waluigi allowed WaWaWaWaWario exit the house, and (of course) that was a mistake. Because WaWaWaWaWario walked to a weird creepy abandoned un-school. Waluigi decided to don't tell anything of this to Wario, Wapeach, WaWaWaWario and the other wa-guys. Months later, the abandoned un-school was reopened, and the first children went there to become stupid. Then some kids said that they saw a white creature in the hallways (that was WaWaWaWaWario, you know). The teachers didn't hear the children and thought everything was normal. But the bad thing finally happened; WaWaWaWaWario became mad and became one of the very strange mysteries of that un-school; anyways, there were rumors of another high light blue figure (Sonic.OMW?). Some teachers and some children appeared gutted at the morning some days, and the principle decided to call the police. They were looking for the killers, but they didn't find anything. The government decided to close that un-school again, and they did. The mystery of WaWaWaWaWario will be never forgot...
Trivia[]
- He is creepier than WaWaWaWario.
- Some guys thinks that he is similar to WaWaWaWaTinky Winky.
- He is not a Teletubby in any sort of way.
- There is a theory that says that WaWaWaWaWaWario is the same as Asploderio. This is not true because Asploderio is stronger than WaWaWaWaWaWario.
- Unlike WaWaWaWario, he doesn't like Big Mac(s).
- While WaWaWaWario is the Semi-God of Evil and Strength, he is the semi-god of Fear and Dessesperation.
- Everybody runs away of this monster.