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At this point, all the wah's sort of blend together... Don't let Mario get the 6 golden coins. Don't let Mario reach the palace. Obey Wario, destroy Mario!
WaWaWaWaWaWario

RUN

WaWaWaWaWaWario is the Wa version of the NIGHTMARISH WaWaWaWaWario, who is the Wa version of the mighty WaWaWaWario, who is the Wa version of the powerful WaWaWario, who is the Wa version of the evil WaWario, who is the Wa version of Wario. He is known to be the semi-god of the Nightmares and Witchcraft, and he has a brother called WaWaWaWaWaWaluigi. While WaWaWaWaWario is a kid killer, WaWaWaWaWaWario is WORSE. He is also the friend of the scary WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky, WaWaWaWaWario or even Slender Man and the Scary Maze Girl. Wario was not responsible of this, because he was made by Waluigi. He is even more edgy and evil than WaWaWaWaWario. Unfortunately, he was thrown again to the Wa-Machine later and he turned into Asploderio.

Life[]

After the creation of WaWaWaWaWario, Waluigi was so scared because he killed lotsa children in lots of UnSchools. Anyways, he (somehow) caught him, and he threw him AGAIN to the Wa-Machine 2.0. Obviously, he created something EVILER THAN WAWAWAWAWARIO. Something similar happened to WaWaWaWaWaWaluigi. Then, when these abominations heard about WaWaWaWaWaTinky-Winky, they became very good friends because all of them are WaWaWaWaWa-Guys. They found WaWaWaWaWario in the abandoned UnSchool and he rescued him and they started attacking random UnUniversities (because the UnSchools were tiny for these monsters). The teenagers were so scared and they called the police, and (of course) the police agents died being EATEN by WaWaWaWaWaWario and the other guys. Finally, they were jailed into the WaJail by the Captain 0. Everybody considered Captain 0 as a hero and everybody were yelling "HOORAY!" while they are imprisoned. Now, they are still in the WaJail.

After all of this, of course, Waluigi didn't tell Wario what happened once again. Later, when they were "unWa-jailed" they went into The Backrooms and they met for first time the Scary Maze Girl. She is very scary for everyone, but anyways Wario's Clones are more dangerous. Later, they went into a random forest and they met Slender Man (even WaWaWaWaWaWario and WaWaWaWaWaTinky-Winky got scared). Slender Man became their friends because all of them are EVIL. Once again, they started attacking teenagers in UnUniversities, but now more careful. Later they did a LARGE SCALE ATTACK and they assaulted UnHospitals, UnLibraries and more city buildings. When the things went even MORE SCARIER, Wario noted that the ones that were doing this are his CLONES. Then he immediately thought Waluigi created those monsters. Waluigi told all the truth; he was bored of being in his taco stand and made some wa-guys, but anyways Wario forgiven him FOR THIS TIME. Maybe the Wario Bros. are evil, but they knew that they would die during this city destruction. So Wario picked up his biker clothes and Waluigi picked up his tennis racket as a weapon, ready to make a surprise attack to the WaWaWaWaWaWario Bros.. Somehow, they fought with his team and they won destroying his WaClones, saving the city. After this, the Wario Bros. were considered as heroes, and Mario was about to get allied with they. Anyways, Wario is not evil at all, the money just impulse Wario to make evil things.

Trivia[]

  • WaWaWaWaWaWario is even more scarier than WaWaWaWaWario and WaWaWaWario.
  • He is very scary, but weaker than Asploderio.
  • He likes the same things as WaWaWaWaWaTinky-Winky.
  • He is a very dangerous criminal.
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