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WaWaWaWaAsplode Tinky-Winky

Biography[]

WaWaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky was the product of a Tierboskat drunk on fermented francium. Having drank nearly a pound of the stuff, he fired a concentrated WaLaser and accidentally shot a Teletubby Clone of Tinky Winky that was in geosynchronous orbit. The rest is history. WaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky became this ungoly (God+Holy) thibg

It is unknown how, but he managed to get into the Wa-Machine, creating the penultimate Wa-Tinky Winky.

His full brain contents[]

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Possible Powers[]

  • All the powers of WaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky but 2x more powerful
  • Saying "Pinkle Winkle Tinky Winky" causes him to become a black hole for 10 seconds before he explodes.
  • Can become any geometric shape in up to 4 dimensions
  • Pingas Minigun
  • Can screech at stupidly loud volumes
  • He owns two WaGuns which he often pulls out alongside his Pingas Minigun.
  • Laser farts
Tele Teletubbies Tele[ / ]
Teletubby Family [ / ]
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung
Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]
Modified Teletubbies [ / ]
Ybbutelets [ / ]
Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon
WoTelotubs [ / ]
Boohbah [ / ]
Former Boohbah [ / ]
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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