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  —WaWaWaWaAsplode Tinky-Winky
WaWaWaWaAsplode Tinky-Winky
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Full name: WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaTinky-Winky
Gender: X-Wing
Sexuality: All
Hair color: Djsjsjjsjwjwj
Eye color: Red
Species: Teletubby
Height: 1.618 inches (ball form)

-1.618 inches (anti-ball form)

0 (Singularity form)

69 Inches (actual body)

Weight: 250 and 295 kg
Death: Forgot to exist
AKA: DecaWa Tinky Winky

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Likes: Teletubby Land Bunnies, Teletubbies in general
Dislikes: Wa
Education: WaWaWaWaWavWaaW (that's the sum total of his education)
Occupation: Stupid
Religion: 69
Powers: (See list)
UnRank: IGun


WaWaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky was the product of a Tierboskat drunk on fermented francium. Having drank nearly a pound of the stuff, he fired a concentrated WaLaser and accidentally shot a Teletubby Clone of Tinky Winky that was in geosynchronous orbit. The rest is history. WaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky became this ungoly (God+Holy) thibg

It is unknown how, but he managed to get into the Wa-Machine, creating the penultimate Wa-Tinky Winky.

His full brain contents

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Possible Powers

  • All the powers of WaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky but 2x more powerful
  • Saying "Pinkle Winkle Tinky Winky" causes him to become a black hole for 10 seconds before he explodes.
  • Can become any geometric shape in up to 4 dimensions
  • Pingas Minigun
  • Can screech at stupidly loud volumes
  • He owns two WaGuns which he often pulls out alongside his Pingas Minigun.
  • Laser farts