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WaWaWaTinky-Winky

I AM WAWAWATINKY WINKY, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

WaWaWaTinky Winky is a wa-version of WaWaTinky Winky who is a wa-version of WaTinky Winky who is a wa-version of Tinky Winky, who is just a big jerk of a Teletubby. WaWaWaTinky Winky is also a big crybaby, because "Wa wa wa" is in his name.

WaWaWaTinky Winky was created when first-class idiot Wario threw WaWaTinky Winky in the Wa-Machine. Wario did not realize this at the time, but putting too much wa-energy in one place can be disastrous. This was proven when WaWaWaTinky Winky started blowing stuff up with his mind.

WaWaWaTinky Winky was originally a servant of Wario, but decided this was stupid after Wario made WaWaWaTinky Winky his butler. He shot Wario (who is bulletproof), and ran off to find a better master. He always cried though, so Nobody hired him. After a while, even Nobody fired him, and he became a bum. This is when he met WaMario, and the two began to plot. However, WaMario stole WaWaWaTinky Winky's wallet, and ran.

WaWaWaTinky Winky did not know what to do, so he decided that he should become a professional loser. This earned him a fortune, so he eventually bought a big mansion, and kidnapped Elmo. The Elmo Gang went into action, and WaWaWaTinky Winky was shot. WaWaWaTinky Winky got up and walked away after this, because he was such a powerful wa-god.

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