WaWaWaMr. T is a Wa-Guy, obviously. He's weaker than your average car charger. In fact, he's so hilariously weak he pities himself! This explains why he asplodes every 42 hours. He calls himself "Mr. B", but that kinda makes sense though, since his mouth is full of bull.
He doesn't even use his martial artist moves to attack! He doesn't even attack even presumably...though I just remembered, we have an attacking range... [WrIte AttAcks]
So hilariously bad that he even got pitied by the real Mr. T!